{"id":764,"date":"2009-06-22T09:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T09:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/?p=764"},"modified":"2009-10-31T16:58:41","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T16:58:41","slug":"thats-not-a-doll-on-her-desk-its-an-action-figure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Not A Doll On Her Desk, It&#8217;s An Action Figure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wishiwerebaking\/3624574147\/in\/set-72157604531732355\/\" target=_blank title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3381\/3624574147_e21c59acc4.jpg?v=0\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=Indent><b>D.<\/b> &#8211; &#8220;Well, I&#8217;d better go see Alastair. Not the University one, the work one. How odd is it to know two Alastairs when I never used to know even one?<\/p>\n<p class=Indent><b>T.<\/b> &#8211; &#8220;I know. The only Alistair I knew before your supervisor was Cookie Monster in his Monsterpiece Theater alter ego.<\/p>\n<p class=Indent><b>D.<\/b>&#8230;??<\/p>\n<p class=Indent><b>T.<\/b> &#8220;You never saw that? <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alistair_Cookie\" target=_blank>Alistair Cookie!<\/a> He wore a smoking jacket.<\/p>\n<p class=Indent><b>D.<\/b> <i>&#8230;.!?<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=Indent><b>T.<\/b> &#8220;Never mind. I realize by now that pretty much everything I say is further proof of Absolute Geek Status.<\/p>\n<p class=Indent><i>&#8211; D &#038; T<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/3.0\/\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Creative Commons License\" style=\"border-width:0\" src=\"http:\/\/i.creativecommons.org\/l\/by-nc-nd\/3.0\/80x15.png\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>This work is licensed under a<br \/>\n<a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/3.0\/\">Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D. &#8211; &#8220;Well, I&#8217;d better go see Alastair. Not the University one, the work one. How odd is it to know two Alastairs when I never used to know even one? T. &#8211; &#8220;I know. The only Alistair I knew before your supervisor was Cookie Monster in his Monsterpiece Theater alter ego. D.&#8230;?? T. &#8220;You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hobbitsabroad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}