Cookie Capers: A Swing and a Miss, But Not An Utter Fail

Peanut Butter Thumbprint Cookies 1

It is a truth universally acknowledged that peanut butter is a quintessentially American food. Isn’t it amazing how those “universal truths” are often utterly wrong? The Aztecs were actually the first to mess about with peanut-mashing, creating a paste that was a proto-peanut butter. Of course, George Washington Carver, an early food scientist, came up with three hundred uses for the humble legume between 1891 and 1927. In 1884 Marcellus Gilmore Edson – a Canadian – patented a peanut paste made from dry roasted peanuts. His work overlaps with the work of John Harvey Kellogg, whose 1895 pureé from raw peanuts was touted as a protein substitute for those without teeth (eek). In 1903 the first grinder for the specific use of grinding peanuts into peanut butter was patented, and the first recorded recipe for peanut butter cookies was in 1916. So far, not specifically American at all. Interestingly enough, the first time the traditional hash-marks appeared on top of the cookies was in a Pillsbury cookbook in 1936.. No explanation was given, so bakers assume it was to flatten them to allow them more thoroughly; others point out that it allowed allergy-sufferers to identify the peanut butter ingredient. (Nerdy “The More You Know!” history lesson sourced via About.com, TIME magazine’s brief history of peanut butter, and The National Peanut Board.)

According to the statistics people, America is the third largest peanut producer worldwide (hi Texas and Georgia!) and Americans eat around 700 million pounds of peanut butter per year (about 3 pounds per person). While we know that no one who reads this blog is by any means average, that does speak to a people who love their peanut butter – and their peanut butter cookies.

Typically, until recently, T. absolutely hated them.

The biggest complaint most people have about peanut butter cookies is that they’re not a low calorie food. T’s complaint? That peanut butter cookies are usually massively, ridiculously too-too-too sweet. D. posits that the sweeter the better, but T. insists that peanut butter cookies are supposed to taste of peanuts, not sugar. The argument came to its usual standstill when T. whipped up a batch of pbj cookies with… almond flour. Just to throw things off completely.

Almondy PB&C’s

Prep a cookie sheet, we used greaseproof paper. REHEAT your oven, 350F°/170°C

  • 2 C blanched almond flour
  • 1/2 C. natural peanut butter, in this case, crunchy
  • 1/4 C. Truvia or 2/4 C. agave
  • 1/4 Tbsp. vanilla extract
  • 2 tsp. baking powder
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 large egg or 1/4 C. ground flax, plus 3 Tbsp. water for egg replacement

Peanut butter cookies are simple enough to bring together – cream together your salt, sugar, your fats and your egg, at the last, add the flour and prepare for something ridiculously sticky. It took less than half an hour to roll the dough into simple balls. D. suggested that, since he didn’t want not-very-sweet peanut butter cookies that chocolate might as well be involved, since he doesn’t really like it. Lindt 85% was made into a quick ganache and used in place of the traditional jam thumbprint. Honestly, that was a mistake. Actually, there were a few mistakes:

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    What We Did Wrong

  • We forgot to spray PAM on the greaseproof paper. Yes. It’s greaseproof, but the cookies will still stick slightly if they’re not entirely cooled
  • We forgot to let the cookies entirely cool. ANYTHING made with almond flour MUST be allowed to cool quite a bit; it’s tender and delicate
  • We should have used a Silpat or something like it. It’s easy to get very brown bottoms to your foods when using sugar subs; Silpat helps it cook easily, cool quickly, and look better
  • We should have mixed sugars. Truvia is already made up of stevia and erythritol; in our quest to avoid weird aftertastes or the “cleansing” side effect of using many sugar alcohols, we’ve avoided Splenda. A tiny bit of Splenda? Is workable. A couple of tablespoons might have been helpful here, as it seemed to D. like the cookies got less sweet as time went on, and the peanut butter flavor took over.

What We Did Right:

  1. We tried.
  2. The list on the positives here might seem pretty short — it’s not. The attempt is A Big Deal. A lot of people, when faced with a necessary change in a diet, just… can’t. New, weird ingredients with strange names and unpredictable outcomes are really enough to make a person discouraged. It’s easier, in many ways, to retreat to “okay” foods, and try to stick with old favorites, than venture out into something new. Food blogger friends have urged us to get back in the game, but we’ve kind of become the worst kinds of food bloggers, the kinds who don’t blog about food. It’s because, to be blunt, there are a LOT of mistakes in the kitchen these days. Tons. We dump out baked items, bowls of batter, and we kind of hate ourselves just a little each time for the waste. But, waste and flops is how we fuel creation.

    The verdict is that this is one tender, tasty and delicious piece of cookie. The chocolate was weird – it lost its temper and became really oddly crumbly – but with a dollop of low sugar Smucker’s, these will be a completely yummy compliment to a mug of Assam tea, or even a glass of milk. The almond flour makes these cookies more tender than the traditional peanut butter cookie, and they don’t have the sandy/shortbready feel of some recipes. (Have you ever had a gritty peanut butter cookie? T. has. It bewildered her.) T. feels this tenderness is an improvement. D. remains ambivalent.

    As the days continue to cool and baked goods seem like a better and better idea (along with turning on the furnace – which we’re delaying until October, if we can), we’re going to keep messing with these recipes, working to see what we can do with them, and continue to try and perfect the tender, spongy scone – with just a tiny bit of fresh cranberry and orange zing (that was a success!), fine-tune our carrot cake muffins (still needs work) and present you with some new things to try – mainly because of sheer cussed stubbornness, but also because we love to tinker, and we’ve never met a recipe we couldn’t make better. (Or, our version of better, anyway.)

    Cheers, and happy autumn!

Anything Upside-Down

People have their misty, water-colored food nostalgia; our Uncle Phil talked frequently about the cakes of his childhood, thus we ended up seeking out dusty bottles of rum, jars of scary-red maraschino cherries, and having myriad cans of pineapple (and we haven’t yet tested the theory that it’s better with fresh) on hand at all times, lest an upside-down mood should strike. Uncle Phil has been gone awhile now, but every once in awhile, we get the urge to upside-down something. Something red, yes, but not artificially so. And we did without the rum. Just a quick trip to the freezer netted us the ingredients for Cardamom-Cranberry Upside-Down Cake.

This was a traditional mishmash of two recipes – one from Kraft, and a borrow from our own brains, not surprisingly. Kraft recipes seem to fear the inclusion of, actual spices, so you know we had to add cardamom. We state the recipe we began with, and include what actually happened during the baking process… The word “whatever” is used a great deal (which probably drives our friend Lorne UP A TREE, but it is what it is, dear friend. You like us anyway, right?) Consistency in a cake of this kind comes from creaming the butter and sugar, not about the weight of the flour. It’s an upside down cake – don’t expect a high-rising bundt, because that’s just not how this cake goes. Okay?

Sleepy, sloe-eyed cardamom pairs beautifully with the piquant burst of wakeful zest that is cranberry, and their happy do-si-do begins in a saucepan, where the tartness is caramelized with lovely brown sugar. Who cares that we used berries that had been in the freezer since Thanksgiving? It’s fine to eat seasonally in terms of shopping, but yay for freezers and dragging out the typical flavors of fall. Plus, since it’s nearly eleven on a fine May morning and it’s a whopping 56°F/13°C, it feels autumnal in the shade, anyway (what IS this wind???).

Cardamom & Cranberry, Upside Down

Preheat oven to 350°F or 175°C

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  • 1/2 C margarine or butter PLUS 1/3 cup of margarine or butter
  • 1 C brown sugar, well packed, PLUS one half cup
  • 4 eggs, Flax or Chicken – we used flax*
  • 4 Tbsp grated orange zest – we used about 7, but the Heavy-Handed With Spices among us do that
  • 7 Tbsp OJ – we used Odwalla tangerine, because that’s what was in the fridge
  • 1 Ground Cardamom pod – green hull, black inside bits, and all, We use a coffee grinder. No whole pod? Use 1/2 tsp.
  • 2 C Whole Wheat AP flour. Or, just AP flour. Or, just whole wheat. Or, cake flour. Whatever
  • 2 tsp Baking Powder
  • 1.5 C cranberries, fresh or frozen, whole or chopped

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  1. If you’re using Flax Eggs, make them first. Much of the time we just grind our flax seeds, mix them with the required water, and just dump them into the cake with the wet ingredients. Non-dairy foodies probably grind their teeth, but remember that word “whatever?” Um, yeah. Here’s the right way to do Flax Eggs: The ratio is 1 Tbsp of ground flax to 3 Tbsp of water = 1 egg. Make up your eggs in a small bowl, and let them sit, covered, in the fridge for about fifteen minutes until you’re ready to add them. This allows the flax to absorb the water, appropriately thicken and get goopy, and better imitate the chicken egg effect you’re after, in terms of binding and raising. Or, you can be a heathen like us, and just dump them in – but foodies do say this way is better. Up to you.
  2. Next, line the bottom of your springform pan with parchment, and give it a quick spray of some sort of cake release – PAM or otherwise. And yes, this may cause mild swearing and gnashing of teeth. We put the metal circle on the paper and trim it after we get the spring tightened. Because it’s just too annoying the nine other ways we tried it.
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  4. FINALLY, you can get to the easy bit – the cooking. In a small saucepan, bring together 1/2 C margarine, 2 Tbsp orange juice and 1/2 c brown sugar over a medium flame, until you’ve achieved a slow lava bubbling. Add 1/2 c. cranberries, and stir constantly. You’re looking for a caramelization effect, so you’ll want to keep this stirring thing going for about fifteen minutes – enough time to create a thickly bubbling, deeply brownish-red sauce that is thickening, but not burnt. Take this bit slowly; it’s annoying to have to start over. If you feel you’re too thick, add a little OJ, or lower the flames and set aside to cool slightly, even if fifteen minutes haven’t passed. When it’s reached perfection, spoon it into the center of your springform, and smooth it in an even circle.
  5. In a small bowl, cream together butter and sugar. Add your eggs, zest, and OJ
  6. Bring your wet mixture together with your flour and baking powder and cardamom grounds a little at a time – since this is the cake method, you can beat the heck out of the stuff if you’d like, but small lumps are okay – you’ll have zest lumps, either way so stop when the batter stiffens
  7. Finally, stir in your cranberries. Ours were still frozen, and stiffened the batter still further, which made it interesting getting it into the springform, but we got there.

SET YOUR SPRINGFORM ON A SILPAT OR OTHER OVEN-PROTECTOR. When you’re working with berries in a springform, that’s just the name of the game – it will leak, almost always. Bake 1 hr. and 10 minutes, until the top (or really, the bottom that you can see) is deep golden brown. We checked our cake with a bamboo skewer at the one hour mark, but you know your oven best.

There is something buttery and lovely about this purely vegan cake, which won approval from the vegan-leery in our group. It’s not “health food” by any means – cake is cake, people – but it provides a healthier choice in that the Smart Balance margarine has less cholesterol, and the flax brings a bit of added fiber. Plus those gorgeous cranberries – yum! Tart-sweet, butter, dense, moist crumb – a really lovely late-Spring treat. Best eaten outdoors, in the company of friends.

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Uncompromised (vegan) Excess

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Happy 12th! On this, the forty-third day of the Gregorian calendar, Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln were born, we arrived two days into The Year of the Snake (Gung Hay Fat Choy, incidentally), and the day was named Mardi Gras, Shrove Tuesday, or Pączki (pronounced punts-key) Day, if you’re Polish or on the East Coast. If you’re in the UK or its Commonwealth nations, it’s simply Pancake Day.

It’s always interesting when traditional celebrations become unmoored from the facts of the tradition. The pancakes – pączki, doughnuts, blintzes or beignets – are symbolic. We’re supposed to be indulging in excess before the simplicity and austerity of Lent. What’s funny is that in the U.S., most people don’t do anything about Mardi Gras unless a.) they’re going to NOLA for the big parade/party/drunkfest, or b.) if they’re Catholic/otherwise liturgical, and it’s part of their religious observance. As we’re neither big on crowds, hedonism or New Orleans, nor are we liturgy people (more’s the pity), until we moved to the UK, we didn’t do the whole pancake thing. However! February in Scotland, with its relentless drip and endless dreich drove us to a great need for celebration. We were SO prepared for an excuse for sweetness and butter. On with the pancakes!

Hold up a moment, though. Even a planned excess has to come with a tiny compromise, or tomorrow will be more than regrettable. Today’s food of revelry is going to contain no eggs, and no milk… does that mean it’s no longer a celebration food? How on earth do you make pancakes without dairy? Or, worse, what if you wanted crepes or blinis, known for their thinness and egg-and-milk laden batter? Your answer, dear people, is FLAX SEED. (Or, opposite the pond, LINSEED.)

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Flaxseed Crepes

  • 2 cups flour
  • 6 cups water
  • 2 Tbsp flaxseed
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp lemon extract
  • 1 Tbsp oil
  • Spray oil, like PAM, to lightly oil pan
  1. Grind flaxseed
  2. Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth
  3. Let mixture sit while your VERY lightly oiled pan is heating
  4. Ladle out a serving of batter (ladle or 1/4 c. measure) and tilt the pan to coat surface with batter
  5. Fry on one side until the edges start to peel up and the center
  6. Flip and fry on the other side for about 1/2 the time you fried the first side

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The vegan approximate of ricotta is a package of silken tofu, fork mashed, and chunkily blended with 1/3 tsp. almond extract, vegan sour cream (like Tofutti brand), and a pinch of sugar and salt. If you’re looking for a vegan filling for a savory blintz, here’s a tasty one. If you are merely avoiding eggs, regular cream cheese can be used as a filling.

We covered our blinis with hot orange or apricot syrup, which we got by popping a jar of jam into the microwave. The crepes/blinis were surprisingly light and delicious, and nobody who ate them missed the egg and milk at all.

So now, eat, drink, and be merry. Enjoy your vegan excess, for tomorrow… we diet!

Double Chocolate Cookies

In the spirit of demonstrating that vegan baked goods can be just as good or better than the alternative (using eggs), D. decided to take advantage of the after-holiday sale on chocolate chunks. These cookies … well, they’re nearly gone, after the ravening hordes visited yesterday.

Double Chocolate Cookies

  • 3 Cups Flour
  • 1 Cup Cocoa Powder
  • 1 Tbsp Baking Powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 2 Cups Sugar
  • 1.5 Cups Margerine
  • 1 tsp Vanilla Extract
  • 1 Tbsp Instant Coffee
  • 3 Tbsp Flaxseeds, Ground
  • 1/4 Cup Water
  • 1 tsp Orange Zest
  • 1 bag Chocolate Chunks (12 oz)
  1. Cream butter and sugar
  2. Mix in wet ingredients and flaxseed
  3. Mix in dry ingredients
  4. Mix in chocolate chunks
  5. Shape into balls using a scoop or a pair of soup spoons, leaving the space of one ball between each cookie
  6. Bake for 10-15 minutes, depending on the size of your cookies
  7. Cool on a wire rack until set

The coffee and orange zest are subtle enough that you can’t really tell they’re there unless you’re told (we tested this on everybody who tried them). The chocolate chunks are just a bit sweeter than the cookies themselves, adding enough of a blast of sweet to make these interesting rather than over-the-top in terms of sugar. All in all, this is a good recipe to hang onto, and very addictive!

-D & T

Ginger-Spice Crackle Cookies

Ginger-Spice Crackle Cookies

These cookies are something of a combination of pfefferneuse cookies and ginger crackle cookies. They were going to be simply ginger crackles, but we didn’t have enough molasses (hence the honey in the recipe). Since the recipe was already going to be different, D. added more spices than called for, using the delicious Vietnamese Cinnamon our friends A & K gave us for Christmas (“true” cinnamon, rather than cassia – flavorful instead of just hot), and adding in some anise oil (also from A & K) just because.

These could probably have benefitted from some fresh and/or candied ginger, as well as the powdered. They are complex in flavor, and chewy (because of the honey). They’re also perhaps a tiny bit too sweet (also because of the honey). Also (note to self), “grease-proof paper” is not the same thing as “parchment paper” – if you use grease-proof paper, be sure to spray some non-stick cooking spray before putting down the cookies, as otherwise you’ll be fighting to get them to release.

One other thing to note: baking these on a cookie sheet gives them less lift and less “crackle,” plus turns the bottoms a bit too dark. If you have a silicone baking sheet, do use it. We’ve found it’s easiest to use parchment paper (so you can roll everything out all at once) and to slide that onto the baking sheet, leaving the baking sheet in the oven directly on the rack.

  • 1 1/2 Cups margarine
  • 2 Cups granulated sugar
  • 2 Tbsp flaxseed, ground
  • 2 Tbsp water
  • 1/2 Cup molasses
  • 1/2 Cup honey
  • 5 Cups flour
  • 4 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 4 tsp ground ginger
  • 4 allspice berries, ground (grind with the flaxseeds)
  • 4 tsp Vietnamese cinnamon (or 3 tsp “regular” cinnamon)
  • 4 drops anise oil
  • dash nutmeg
  • Granulated sugar for rolling
  1. Cream sugar and margarine
  2. Mix in water, flaxseed, spices, salt, molasses, and honey
  3. Mix in flour and baking powder
  4. Shape into a round and divide into 8 pieces
  5. Shape each piece into a round and divide into 8 pieces again
  6. Shape each piece into a round and roll in granulated sugar – do not flatten
  7. Bake on silicone baking sheet at 350°F / 165°C for 12-14 minutes
  8. Let cool thoroughly before eating

We didn’t do so much in the way of baking this year, still having not quite settled into the kitchen. This is an effort to truly inhabit the kitchen for something other than simply sustenance.

-D & T

Celebrating St. Julia With Faux Crab Cakes

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It’s not that the French never eat crab cakes – we daresay that French omnivores do – it’s just that Julia Child never got around to putting them in a cookbook. Never mind; we celebrated what would have been that grand dame’s 100th birthday on the 15th of August by taking chances, making mistakes, and getting messy. (And, if that sounds more like Miss Frizzle than Julia Child, well. They have that same adventurous, crazy lady spirit in common.) We made faux crab cakes, as they’ve been called around the blogosphere, but what we’ve always referred to as veggie latkes.

It’s the perfect time of year for it — there are just tons of zucchini – or courgettes – overrunning the Farmer’s Market on the weekends and perhaps your own home gardens. It’s a summer staple we can count on, dry season or wet, and they’re especially fat and good-looking this year. The recipe is simple, and once you’ve done the first steps, it’s quick – but it’s only, as all recipes are, a guideline. Use up the dry seasonings and possibly less fresh crackers around your house for some tasty variations.

Summer Celebration Veggie Latkes

Allow yourself an hour for this.

  • 2 cups coarsely grated zucchini, pattypan, or crookneck squash
  • Faux Crab Waffles 2

  • Salt
  • 1 cup bread crumbs (we used panko, but you can use crackers or old baguette)
  • 1 Egg, beaten
  • 2 Green Onions, thinly sliced – use entire scallion
  • ¼ cup finely diced sweet red pepper (optional)
  • 1 ½ teaspoons Old Bay seasoning
  • 1 teaspoon Dijon Mustard
  • 1 Tablespoon Mayonnaise (or plain yogurt)
  • Juice of ½ Lemon
  • a pinch or two of cayenne flakes – or a dash or two of Tabasco
  • vegetable oil, for shallow frying – no olive oil, as its smoke-point is low. Try canola, peanut, or sunflower.

(You might notice with aggravation those skosh, smidge, and pinch measurements in our recipes. If, unlike us, you don’t have measuring spoons which use those words ☺ just substitute about an eighth of a teaspoon for these words.)

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  1. IMPORTANT: After grating the zucchini, place it in a colander; sprinkle lightly with salt (NOTE: DO NOT use koshering salt – its fine flakes stick to the veg, and you’ll end up with squash that is WAY TOO SALTY. Can you extrapolate that we know this from experience?), allow to stand for 30 minutes then drain it by dumping it into a towel and twisting it. Squeeze to remove additional liquid – zucchini should be fairly dry – pat it dry, dump it in a bowl, and …
  2. Heat your oil in your skillet,
  3. Dump onions, peppers, seasonings, egg, and finally, breadcrumbs into your bowl, and stir to combine. We add the bread crumbs absolutely last, in order to keep them as crisped as possible. Using your hands or an ice cream scoop, form the zucchini into golf-ball sized rounds, and then flatten them.
  4. Fry both sides until brown. Or, we put them from two-to-five minutes into an oiled waffle iron. We think shallow frying them produced a crispier finish, which was tastier.

There are all manner of sauces people serve with crab cakes – citrus based remoulades (which is just a heavily citrus mayonnaise), lemon-dill sauces, or ranch-style mustardy dressings, but what we enjoyed the most was tzatziki. It’s a light, bright, yogurt-based sauce which refreshes the palette from the sometimes rich and oily latkes (some people use cheese in their latkes, which makes them heavier) and is a quite tasty contrast.

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To make a tzatziki, place a container of plain yogurt in a cheesecloth lined colander overnight. This thickens it to a Greek-yogurt style consistency (Or, you can just start with Greek yogurt – but none of that garbage inferior nonfat stuff, please). Peel and finely chop two cucumbers – and then use the same towel-wringing trick to remove some of their excess water – it can make a runny sauce, otherwise. Four cloves of roasted garlic, 1/2 red pepper, finely chopped, 1 small shallot, chopped, four Tbsp. of lemon juice, one Tbsp. of canola oil, 1 Tbsp. finely chopped mint, AND cilantro, 1 Tbsp. sugar, salt to taste — and you’re nearly there. Tzatziki varies from different areas of Greece, no doubt, and this version is hardly authentic. But it was tasty on our inauthentic crab cakes, and you can fiddle with it until it works for you.

Enjoy these last few mouthfuls of summer, and cheers to St. Julia, who reminded us of the joy of cooking.

Gluten Free Zucchini Muffins

One of the guys at D’s work is allergic to gluten, which presents a bit of a problem, as D. likes to bake for the people he works with. So, this is our first shot at revamping this favorite recipe, but using besam (chickpea) flour. Right at the end we realized that our golden flax seeds have run out, so had to use an egg instead of ground flax (making this merely vegetarian rather than vegan). Still – it’s a recipe we’ll tinker with, and it’s quite tasty for a first effort!

Besam Zucchini Muffins

  • 1 cup (2 small) zucchini, grated
  • 1.5 cups besam (chickpea) flour
  • 1/4 cup canola oil
  • 1 cup granulated sugar, plus sugar for sprinkling
  • 2 Tbsp cornstarch
  • 1 large egg
  • 1/3 cup warm water
  • 1 Tbsp baking powder
  • 1 Tbsp sweet spice blend
  • 1 tsp ginger powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  1. Mix all the stuff together. *
  2. Spoon into a muffin tin.
  3. Sprinkle tops with granulated sugar.
  4. Bake for 25 minutes in a 170°C / 325°F oven, rotating once at 15 minutes.
  5. Remove from oven and allow to cool until you can get them to pop out of the muffin tin (10 minutes).
  6. Allow to cool thoroughly and eat slathered in butter or cream cheese.

Makes 18 small muffins. If you’re making larger muffins (or a loaf), increase baking time to maybe 30-35 minutes for the muffins and 50-55 for the loaf.

D. will be taking them into work tomorrow. We’ll let you know how they fare, but the couple that we sampled were quite delicious!

-D & T

*Note: We could give you instructions for creaming your sugar and oil (and hope that you will), but basically it doesn’t matter: there’s no gluten in this, so your dough won’t ever develop into more of a bread and less of a muffin or quick-bread. Stir it until you’re tired of stirring it (but don’t take too long, as the baking powder will start to react, giving you less rise in the oven).

Some Like it Hotter

We’re lousy food-bloggers. Why? Because we don’t use the blog to store basic recipes, which means that when we crave something like a batch of Pinto beans … well, we’re left guessing how much hot pepper to put in, and can’t remember what we did in the last batch. Beginning to combat that evil, here is today’s Pinto recipe, which is still not fiery enough:

  • 4 cups dry Pintos, picked free of stones and broken beans, and washed free of dust
  • 10 cups (or so – 12 would be safer, if you’re leaving them cooking and going somewhere) of boiling water
  • 3 medium, white onions
  • 1 tsp chili flakes
  • 1 tsp cayenne powder
  • 1 tsp chipotle powder
  • 1 Tbsp sweet paprika
  1. Chop your onions,
  2. Add everything to your slow-cooker and let the smell drive you mad for at least 8 hours, topping up with hot water as needed to just cover the beans,
  3. Serve over a handful of tortilla chips and some cheese, topped with lowfat Greek yogurt (and an avocado, if you have a ripe one handy).

Next batch, we’ll know: that is simply nowhere near enough pepper! The sweet paprika is an awesome touch, but adds no heat. The chipotle adds a bit of smoke, which is also nice. But: next batch, probably 3 tsp of cayenne powder, and maybe an extra tsp of chili flakes. That should just get them to where they could be described as spicy, to us. (Note: Mr. B? Omit the cayenne powder and you’ll have something which might be described as, “hurts good,” in the world of the gringo.)

-D&T

“Meat” Pies

With the cold coming, we’re in the mood for heartier fare. So, today we made some “meat pies,” using hot water crust pastry. In searching for a recipe, we happened upon this crust, and … well, it’s absolutely awesome! I doesn’t involve the fiddling about with cold butter of the other kind of crust, and it was just … well, fabulously easy to work with.

We varied things a bit from the recipe (of course), but only because we had far more broth than we planned on, so didn’t end up using any milk in the crust at all.

“Meat” pies:
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  • 12 oz imitation chicken
  • 1 large carrot, diced
  • 1 large potato, diced
  • 8 green onions, diced
  • A dozen mushrooms, quartered
  • 8 oz mature cheddar cheese, grated
  • 8 oz goat cheese, with rind removed
  • 8 oz soya beans
  • vegetarian broth
  • water
  1. Simmer your ingredients (except for the cheeses!) until tender (approximately 1 hour).
  2. Assemble your hot water crust, using the simmering liquid.
  3. Add cheeses to your vegetables & chicken, stirring well
  4. Form your crusts
  5. Fill, and top with dough, crimping the edges tightly closed
  6. Poke a few holes in the top, so that any gasses may escape
  7. Bake for 40 minutes, if doing small pies; bake for 55 minutes, if doing large pies

These are so tasty, and so easy, with most of the work being the chopping of vegetables. D. shall eat well at work this week!

-D & T

Serendipity Fruit

Man, we love cranberries. The first year we moved here, D. went into a fish market to buy a bottle of mae ploy (why they carry mae ploy sauce, we don’t know, but we’re happy) and saw, serendipitously, that they had bags of Ocean Spray cranberries. He impulsively bought them out figuring we’d use them, and we did. He wandered over and asked them when they’d have them in this year… and they ordered a few bags just for him. He bought all of them.

We love our cranberries.

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We’re not sure why they don’t grow them here — you’d think if you could grow blueberries, you could grow cranberries — but other than the brandy-laced sauce we found in Tesco the one time, it doesn’t seem like cranberries ever caught on here. Maybe it’s because the British lack a Thanksgiving holiday — Christmas simply isn’t enough time to relish the puckery sour-bitter berry that’s so, so tasty. And we do prefer ours kind of sour. Ocean Spray makes a canned cranberry sauce which most Americans cherish, but we’ve been making our very own tart relish with orange peels and spices for as long as we’ve been together.

But sauce isn’t all you can do with cranberries — T. has been known to eat cranberries …raw. And we also like them baked in bread. Sometimes we bake them into a yeast-raised bread, and we’ve found several quick bread recipes pairing cranberries with dates or figs — which seems weird, but we might try it. For today, though, we fell back on our old standard of pairing cranberry with orange, and this year tried out a new recipe for cranberry-orange loaf. At D’s work, the office manager asked him very seriously if he planned to take orders on them for Christmas this year. The answer is still no — but D’s willing to share the recipe!

Cranberry-Orange Loaf

Makes 2 large loaves or 6 mini loaves or 18 muffins

  • 4 cups all-purpose unbleached flour
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 3 teaspoons baking powder
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 1/2 cup orange juice
  • 4 tablespoons butter or margarine
  • 4 tablespoons grated orange zest
  • 2 eggs, beaten or 1/4 c. ground flax seed plus 2 Tbsp. water
  • 3 cups (One 12 ounce bag) fresh cranberries
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  • 1 cup chopped walnuts or pecans, optional. We opted not.

Preheat the oven to 350°F/180°C. Simply sift together the dry ingredients in a medium-sized bowl, then stir in the wet ingredients (including the combined flax seed and water, which sat and hydrated for three minutes, if you’re using an egg substitute). When your rather golden-yellow bread batter has combined, stir in the cranberries last of all.

This is a very, very, very sweet bread, and if you use orange juice that is sweetened, you will be making a sweet thing cloying. We juiced six oranges for our cup and a half of juice — which you may not want to do, as it is somewhat tedious. If you use orange juice from concentrate, consider cutting it with lemon juice, or water.

We topped this bread with two tablespoons of raw sugar, to give it a crunchy top. This is a really moist bread, so be prepared for a long, slow baking time. Full-sized loaves need 50-55 minutes to bake, small loaves 30-35 minutes. A toothpick inserted into the center should come out clean when they are done.

We had a tiny slice of bread right out of the oven, of course, and D. wasn’t impressed. He fussed abut the crumb, decided there were too many cranberries per slice, and was generally grumpy. T. advised him to wait until it had cooled all the way, and settled… and boy, were we glad we did. The moisture balanced out, the crumb was light, and the flavor was delicious. At the office, the boss once again refrained from getting his scone. The office manager took four pieces, and a coworker moved the tray to her desk, so she could “watch” it. Much more of a cake than a bread, this is flat out delicious, habit-forming, and provokes kind of frighteningly possessive reactions in people.

Good thing we’ve got five more bags of cranberries…

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