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An hour by rail, and five minutes by ferry, and we were away to Great Cumbrae.

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It’s an eider duck!

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The water surrounding Great Cumbrae is so clear that we could see the bottom of the bay all the way across to Largs. That was just … unbelievable to us. The place attracts hordes of shorebirds who dive and dip, feasting on their very visible prey. Eiders and Oystercatchers seemed pretty happy.

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The fog was just burning off as it headed toward noon… and the air was thick with mist and the smell of seaweed, salt, and the tang of decaying sealife. Odd, how good death and decay smells at the seaside…

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Largs — that bustling metropolis of a village – sits quaintly in the distance. There is nothing but blue skies and the battering of cold breezes on our cheeks. The cold is a heady drink we keep sucking into our lungs as the sun warms our backs. A perfect day for sailboats, shorebirds, and cycling…

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…and the odd berry. (The management would like to thank what must be the most obliging bee in the world, who posed for this Lifecycle of the Blackberry shot. Go, bees!)

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Great Cumbrae Island is actually …little (Great Cumbrae is the mountain in the middle of the island, and plain old Cumbrae Island is in New Zealand). It’s ten miles around, and we intended to walk at least halfway, having been told that the best berries were on the lee side. We didn’t get more than a mile around before we stopped at a bramble alongside of the road, and found small, ripe berries. Our friend A. – we’ll call him Axel today – started sampling. “Not good enough,” he told us, licking his fingers. We shrugged and kept going.

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It was hard to get serious about berrying when the sun was shining on us, the sea was lapping against the rocks, and the breeze was tangling our hair. We honestly didn’t care if we got any berries or not, drunk on the sun and the sea. We considered tide pooling. We looked at the clear water and considered a good wade. We strolled dreamily for about two miles before Axel decided we’d reached a bramble that had some potential (this he determined by eating about a quart of berries while chatting). We opened our plastic bins and got serious — well D. and T. got serious. Axel continued to point out juicy looking berries, then steal them. It was like berrying with a cheerfully loquacious bear, or a particularly good-natured wolf. (Ahem.)

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It wasn’t all sweetness and safety. Between the sliding rock wall (Note: one should not brace one’s foot on any rock wall before checking to see if it’s actually going to hold one’s weight), spiders running up T’s sleeves (the small shriek that rent the air went largely ignored by the island populace, except for those who quietly went deaf in the near vicinity), the vicious bramble thorns and the discovery of the stinging nettle (thank you, Prairie Girl Wanderer – we remembered that blackberries and nettles go vine-in-vine), there were some yelps, whimpers, and the occasional muttered imprecation. We would have used the natural remedy of the dock plants growing nearby, but mostly we didn’t see the nettles we ran into, so were a bit frustrated. However! All these things were minor. We came away with a good eight quarts of berries, and visions of blackberry jelly dancing in our heads.

This being Scotland, eventually our lovely, sun-drenched idyll came to an end — and considered becoming just a drenched idyll. We picked faster. Axel even stopped eating. Briefly.

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We hurried back about two and a half miles to the ferry and boarded before any rain began. It was a gloriously near-perfect day, and will remain one of those treasured memories we hoard for bleak winter days.

Tired of Travel

This past month has been all about travel, it seems, and not enough about the things in our lives which involve peace, introspection, and the things we enjoy locally.

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First off, I had to go down to Southampton for a day, which meant leaving Glasgow at 6 a.m. and arriving back at something like 11 p.m. Quite a long day, and it was on the day that the British played in the World Cup. So, lots of chaos, lots of travel, and one tired out me.

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The following week, we were both at Glasgow Airport, on our way to Washington, D.C., for the ALA conference.

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We’ve described the conference a bit already, but the city itself we didn’t really visit: we went from place to place, visiting people, going to coctail parties, and only taking pictures incidentally. The conference, as you can see below, was absolutely packed with people. This wasn’t to our liking, as we both tend to avoid crowds like the plague (which they, no doubt, carry).

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The National Cathedral was much more our speed, and I dare say that we spent more time just enjoying the peace there than we did at the ALA Conference. I’d say it’s a shame, but … well, it was peaceful!

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We’re back home, now, and a few weeks have gone by … and we’re feeling as if we’re able to finally look around, examine things a bit, and ask, “what do we want to do, in our final year in Glasgow?”

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One of the things we’d let drop, this past year, was the choir. When we think back to what we disliked about it … we won’t be going back. But there are other options, such as the Glasgow City Chorus (please schedule any visits with us around their concert schedule). We hope that they’re a bit more about the choir, and less about the soloists / musicians. They practice somewhere in the City Chambers / Council (shown to the right), I think.

We’ll be getting our music early (see The Mutopia Project to get your own, free music, and Lilypond to understand just what goes into the music available there). Between the concert schedule and the (free) music (when we get a chance to transcribe it, as it doesn’t seem to be up there yet), we expect somebody out there to sing along.

-D

A Sweet Slice of Americana

My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of …

…children, facepaint, pigtails, streamers, bikes.

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…4th of July parades, bubbles, sprinkled sugar cookies, corn on the cob, bbq smoke, fireflies, motor scooters, firemen.

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…tricycles, temporary tattoos, silly glasses, jacks, jump ropes, and smatterings of stars and waving stripes of red and white…and liberty,

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…of thee I sing.

From every mountainside…court, circle, crescent, street, avenue, summer-hot asphalted cul-de-sac and front yard… let summer fun and playtime — and freedom — ring.


Post-parade, we assembled in the house for more Popsicles and naps for the small and overwrought, and our hostess crowed to her mother, a voting pollster, that there were “Two Asian kids in the parade! Two!” We remarked on the African American policeman, who was quite tickled to see T.; she was nonplussed that he hit the brakes and chatted her up for a bit. (“Why’d he stop!?! How embarrassing!”) Grandma Pollster says she’s been watching her neighborhood population since the eighties. “We’re coming along,” she says. !!! Racial integration in Northern Virginia: one infinitesimal step at a time.

En Vacances

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No Hobbits were harmed in the making of this salad. Honest.

There is nothing like a beautifully set table. When it is beautifully set in your honor, that is even better.

We’d never been to “the South” to stay anywhere but with relatives; frankly, staying south of the Mason-Dixon isn’t something which interested us. Childhood memories of mosquitoes the size of helicopters, frog-heavy monsoon rains and sickeningly hot days had discouraged us from ever, ever, ever wanting to go anywhere near there. Yet, somehow, when T. decided to agree to visit the ALA Convention in D.C., it escaped her attention that D.C. is indeed south of the Mason-Dixon. Hello: it is in the SOUTH, and as JFK once said, “Washington is a city with Southern efficiency and Northern charm.” We should have known our vacation would have a few …kinks.

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The first kink was the HEAT. It was roasting like only a Southern summer can do. 90% humidity, 100°F/35°C+ temps. We walked off the little walkway between the plane and the airport and gasped. It was after 8 p.m., and it was still in the high eighties — heavily moist and dank. We felt like we were walking through blood, or fetid breath. :shudder: The driver who was sent for us grabbed T’s bag and hustled along to the car, walking briskly and chatting all the way while we gasped and sweated and stumbled after him. When we left Glasgow, it was in the mid sixties, so the thirty degree jump was a bit much.

The second kink was heat-related; T. had neglected to bring her water bottle, so was forced into the $1 per ounce water at the convention center. (And the water came in THREE OUNCE BOTTLES. It was ridiculous.) We were both frequently horribly thirsty, tended to be dehydrated, and with dehydration comes headaches, poor appetite, and general crankiness. We neither of us needed that, so we took to carrying empty bottles with us and filling up anywhere. Unfortunately, D.C.’s water tastes like they pull it unfiltered straight from the Potomac. Bleeech!

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The third kink was the mosquitoes, which we’d forgotten about. Neither of us can stand bug spray unless it’s absolutely necessary — and we figured in the city, it wouldn’t be. We had a few late nights which had us walking back to the hotel through city streets, and for the most part, we remained bite-free… but it didn’t last, and we have been chigger’d, mosquitoed, and whatever else’d like everyone else who runs around barefoot and barelegged and wanders at night.

But all of these are very, very small kinks. We met wonderful people during our time in D.C. and Virginia, and enjoyed the careless (in the sense of carefree) hospitality of “pull up a chair, there’s plenty!” Beautiful, bountiful tables were set — or we were pointed toward the fridge and told to help ourselves. We enjoyed hearing actual birds – cardinals, goldfinches, owls, hawks, and doves — instead of the ever-present harsh cries of the garbage-raiding seagulls that plague the city of Glasgow. We enjoyed… silence. And doing absolutely… nothing.

We realized it was the the first time we’d really rested somewhere for ages.

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Our friends’ homes could not be more different. One was a new home, in the woods, away from everything except deer, birds, and foxes; the other was an old, old house in the middle of a long, sprawling block surrounded by a gracious old neighborhood and massive trees. One home was open and airy and full of light and carefully placed artwork and pretty toys from the past; the other was dimly cozy and full of nooks and crannies and rooms upon rooms full of interesting old books, objets d’art from all over the world, photographs, puzzle books, and …children. The ping pong table in the garage, the full bar in the basement, the pool table and the swimming pool out front spoke of a house used to being full to the seams and bursting. In one home, we sat and talked sedately, went out to dinner, and enjoyed being grownups; we sat down for tea, had a beautifully laid out breakfast, and admired the perfection of our surroundings. In the other home, we ran outside barefoot, caught fireflies in jars, slept in until we woke up, and ate meals when we thought we were hungry. Cookies were constantly being baked — and devoured — mini-concerts on the piano vied with questions about the periodic table from the younger set (these kids are seriously brilliant. Six, seven and nine year olds talking about the elements and chemistry? Yes.), and everyone was careful to keep out of Grandma’s special chair, so she could do her crossword puzzles and have a nap when she felt like it.

In either house, books were everywhere, one could be part of the conversation, or find a nook and read, and we were made very welcome.

So, we made cake.

It’s what one does for one’s hosts, right? Lemon Cake was the order of the day, and we intended to make this fancy dish at both homes. Nope. Grandma said, “Chocolate. If I’m indulging, it had better be chocolate. Of course, we hear and obey. We couldn’t find Guinness in single cans (and who wants a whole six pack for one cake?!) so we made a modified Guinness Cake with Cointreau, cider, and Crème de Cacao. This lent a chocolaty, orange-y flavor to the mix — tasty. Lacking a regular bundt pan, we baked the cake in a angel food pan — and man did it rise. Glazed with a rich dark ganache, it was truly gorgeous.

Isn’t it ironic that we forgot to take a picture of it, or the huge cinnamon rolls we baked on our last morning there?

No, no, no. Not ironic at all. We were practicing being in the moment.

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Okay, no we weren’t, we just forgot, but the fact is, when you’re on vacation, it’s okay to forget. It’s good to practice that “in the moment” thing. As a species, we’ve gotten a little overly involved in our electronics; people will drive and text, check their voicemail in the bathroom, and get on Facebook while in a theater. Sometimes, the “now” is a good place to be — not checking on anything else, not looking to see who else is where, not trying to view the pictures of where we just were while we’re still there. Just enjoying where one happens to be at the moment is enough.

End of sermon.

The intention for this week was to check out the Smithsonian American Art gallery, and their library to see the pop-up exhibition. We had so, so many plans — to visit the Air & Space Museum, to go to an aquarium, the National Archive, the Library of Congress, to take a nighttime tour of the monuments in the city — but after a day of travel and four days of dancing to the tune of a six-page itinerary, T. was exhausted, covered in heat-rash, and limp, and D. was of a mind to just veg somewhere he didn’t have to be wearing his good shoes and slacks. After taking the Orange Line (Washington Metro, which is so much like BART it’s scary) from city in Virginia to another, and visiting a Farmer’s Market (the blueberries this time of year are huge!) we neither of us had any compulsion to do more than watch the world glide by. We did manage to get to the National Cathedral, because we wanted to see the gargoyles and we have a magnetic attraction to visit churches, since they’re always nice and cool inside (bonus!), but other than that, we merely played ping pong, pool, and board games, sang around the piano (and made our hostess cry – with happiness, we hope), lit fireworks, ate corn on the cob, and watched the bats swing and circle in the blue dusk. The morning we left was the neighborhood 4th of July Parade, with police cars, veterans in convertibles, kids on bikes and on foot, and a lone fire engine with its lights flashing. We stood on the walk and waved our flags. (A photo essay on that little slice of Americana to come.)

D. went to school every summer from the age of 5 to his junior year in college. Summers, T. was required to recite times tables daily and do busywork school stuff, and held a summer job from sixth grade on, ’til 8th grade when she had an after school job and a summer job. Neither of us know how to have vacations very well, but in the few days we spent with friends in Virginia, we got a taste of the Quintessentially Happy Childhood, and it was good.

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The Great American Vacation

Behold, it is done.

The smiling, the schmoozing, and the awarding have all been completed; the dressing up is done, and now we can retire to relative annonymity and peace. Relatively. But first, we are cruising around Virginia and D.C., remind ourselves of the awesome kindness of strangers.

Due to the fact that the National Holiday is almost upon us, staying in a hotel past the date of the convention was ridiculously pricey. Fortunately, T. has several poetry, writing and blogging friends in the immediate area, all of whom invited her to stay with them. All of them invited her. Faith in humanity renewed, we’ve embarked on a very fun vacation. We made cake and communed with teddy bears in the house of our friend Jama (Jayma), and now we’re embarking upon the Quintessential Happy American Childhod with our friend Charlotte, her mother and sister and their boys, who are our guides. So far, we’ve eaten sugar cookies with red and blue sprinkles, corn on the cob in the backyard, and we’ve poked holes in a jar and caught fireflies.

FIREFLIES. Somehow, they are the exclamation point at the end of a good day.

We’ll be flying home on Saturday night and hope to take action shots of the neighborhood 4th of July parade. We are tickled to be part of the fun.

Sometimes, truly, there is no place like home…and even though we’re on the other side of the country from where we usually lay our heads, this is, indeed, home, in a “My country, ’tis of thee,” kind of way.

We are taking photographs like crazy, and will probably be posting some as soon as we finish pawing through them. Unfortunately, no one filmed T’s speech — for which she is eternally grateful, but which upsets other people tremendously for some reason.

Tomorrow D&T take on the National Cathedral and will be let loose on the Smithsonian to make a pilgrimage to Julia Childs’ kitchen. More dispatches from the front as we can.

Travel and Librarians

So, we made the journey across the pond, and are now safely in Washington, D.C. British Airways? Won’t be flying with them again: they’re essentially a “Cattle-Class” airline like Southwest, but with UK Regional accents. We chose KLM for a reason: they were good, and they knew that long-haul flights needed legroom!

That said, the hotel is quite nice, and the internet access is better than we had in Glasgow: I dialed into work to fix a minor problem … and had better connectivity to Glasgow from here than I do when we’re in Glasgow. I’m glad that we’ve chosen to drop British Telecom as our provider. Sky will connect us before we’re back in the U.K.

We’re, of course, not adapted to the time yet: we were both wide awake at 3:00, local time, which is 8 a.m. in Glasgow. Nothing was open, of course, so we had to linger around for Starbucks to open at 6 a.m. Perhaps not surprisingly for here, there were about a dozen other people waiting, and the restaurant was fairly hopping at 6:45. These librarians / publishing folk are quite the morning people. Perhaps it shouldn’t shock me, but it’s a change from Glasgow, where nothing’s really awake until 10 a.m., at best.

Time to iron some clothes, and to pin on my ALA name badge (which identifies me as belonging to Random House). I think I’ll be able to milk that badge for all sorts of people pictures!

-D

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I couldn’t help but do a double-take & then take a picture upon seeing this sign:

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You see, Eyjafjallajökull (in Iceland) has been throwing the world over here into turmoil with its ash, disrupting air travel all over Europe and now even into Northern Africa.

We’re wondering whether T’s trip to Washington D.C. is really a wise thing, considering that we might just get stuck over there, waiting for the volcano to calm down. Iceland, Fire Exit, Keep Clear Please indeed!

The irony, here, is that Iceland is a supermarket chain.

Spring: Sightings

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Things are uneven here, for one week more. The U.S. (sans Hawaii and Arizona) are on Daylight Savings Time; the UK doesn’t go ’til next week. Somehow, the Spring Equinox is on the calendar already, and while elsewhere there might be sun, this morning it is drenching, pouring rain. Feels like we’re a little behind the curve in all sorts of things.

…both D. & T. are just working hard — T. is giving her first Skype/Google Video classroom book chat this week, trying to finish an essay she was requested to write for the Vermont College of Fine Arts literary journal, racing the clock to finish a novel revision by the end of March (only a hundred pages or so to go — theoretically) and waiting with crossed fingers to hear from her agent who is meeting with other agents in Bologna this week. It is hoped that she will soon have foreign language editions of her novels winging their way across the world. Meanwhile, D. has another two thousand words to add to his PhD dissertation/thesis by the end of April… and of course, his job has suddenly put the screws into him to work extra hours to finish a project that has suddenly been accelerated from This Would Be Nice to Crucially Utterly Very Important Now! (On the up side, he did get a small raise! Whoo hoo!) We’re scrambling just to keep up. Life as usual, in other words.

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Meanwhile, we took a little rest on the weekend to go on our first International Family Trip of the term, visiting the UNESCO site of Robert Owen’s mill in New Lanark, an hour from the University (in a bus. Probably twenty minutes by any other conveyance). Students of 18th century history will perhaps recognize the name of one of Owen’s contemporaries; Jeremy Bentham, the well-meaning, but ultimately REALLY ANNOYING 18th century social reformer. Benthan and Owen worked to change working conditions in the cotton mills during the Industrial Revolution, and successfully lobbied to raise the age of child laborers from five to ten, then eventually, twelve.

Much of this site was indoors — an interactive schoolhouse with desks and costumes for dress-up, a model of a mill worker residence, an interactive ride, a hotel, and a couple of gift shops. This is a reasonable place to go on a rainy day, and though it was a little tricky for a few members of our Stroller Brigade, most of us managed to get around and enjoy all that was offered. The guides were good at loading us up on the history of the place as well.

Robert Owens believed strongly in the formation of character through education, and supported education for all classes and both genders. While these things were positive — and the guides made sure to sing the praises of the great man — it was hard not to cringe at the saccharine platitudes and the religiosity that paraded as scientific theory on mental and moral development back then. Owens had very, very, very many rules that his workers had to live by — his ideas of what would make them healthy and prosperous and well-suited to society were basically sound, but it seemed that his belief was that just by being poor, his workers were incapable of making good decisions or being happy on their own. The Mill workers’ world was like a very well-polished version of indentured servitude, with everyone getting their food from the same place, wearing uniforms to school, and keeping house in the same way, as per the rules. And Master Owens checked up on his workers — paid workers checked the houses for cleanliness, and each worker in the mill had a little colored stick that was turned to reveal a color, based on how well the worker was thought to be doing his work. This was to promote the idea of society watching you and judging your work — thus the power of the group can make you a better worker bee.

The 18th century ideas of social reformation can come across as quite condescending to modern ears, despite Owens being at least three hundred years ahead of his time, at least in terms of child labor issues. While Owen’s idea was much more flexible than the prevailing notion that God had made the poor to serve the rich, the paternalism practiced by the wealthier classes, taking on their “burden” of better educating the poor gives one conflicting feelings! Much of what was proposed for the workers of New Lanark seemed to be the equivalent of buying a better saddle for your horse; at the end of the day, the horse is still a beast of burden, despite how well etched its bridle, and the pretty tooling on the leather. T. spent a lot of the day rolling her eyes, but she, sadly, possesses the accursed sarcasm gene, and cannot help herself. (She blames her mother, of course.)

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Whatever T’s complaints, New Lanark was a progressive place. New Lanark had an on-site physician, for the many, varied and grisly mill accidents that were a fact of life. The mill had a little store, complete with bakery and butcher, where the workers could spend their money for groceries without having to go too far. Workers had the luxury of childcare — there was a nursery provided for all babies as soon as they could walk, and women from the village looked after them and fed them, and kept them ’til their parents could come for them at the close of the day. Education was provided for all, for children to the age of twelve, and continuing after-shift in the evening for twelve to adult. New Lanark also provided reading rooms and quiet places for adults to gather and sew and chat, and two nights a week, there was music and dancing. Occasionally, there were parenting classes.

Despite working those men, women and children ten hours a day, then eventually eight — and three of those before breakfast — the workers at Owen’s mill were much better off than they were elsewhere, where work shifts were typically from twelve to sixteen hour shifts. They had electricity in the tenements when Queen Victoria was on the throne — as opposed to Glasgow, which in some places was not out of gaslights until 1959 (!!!). New Lanark is still a working mill, and they spin wool now instead of cotton, thankfully. We got to see the big mill in action. The amount of fluff in the air is greatly reduced with wool instead of cotton, but oh, the clang of the machinery. No wonder so many workers in the 18th century went deaf very early in life.

T. kept muttering throughout the day that she would have never survived.

Another one of Robert Owens’ innovations for the poor was allowing them the pleasure of nature. He turned the roof of the second mill into a parkland, so that his people would have clean air and the simple pleasure of nature to make them more contented and better able to enjoy their lives. The roof garden is really nice — when all the flowers are up and the trees are in bloom, it must be spectacular — and the view of The Clyde and the falls and the village surrounding is lovely. We sat up and enjoyed the sun on our faces and the kids running in dizzying circles and playing in the water feature. The neatest thing about the garden is the tiny touches — brass sculpture of all sizes, topiary, words etched in the bench surrounding the fountain. It was very peaceful, and it was nice to imagine that in the long, sunlit days of summer, the workers actually got to enjoy the view.

When we came inside, D. discovered that the tea shop had just taken some macaroni pies out of the oven.

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Now, every once in awhile, we attempt to eat regional dishes that other people eat. Beans-on-toast is something tons of people at D’s job eat for lunch every day, and the same beans are served with tomatoes and mushrooms in a traditional Scottish breakfast — but T.’s not ever actually eaten them.

It was time to remedy that.

(Later, T. asked herself why she had decided this.)

We’d heard of macaroni pie — it’s really popular on take-out menus in coffee shops around the city. No one yet has been able to adequately explain why you’d want to put pasta into a crust, but it’s just One Of Those (Scottish) Things, and we rolled with it. The consistency of the mac-and-cheese is just like a baked macaroni casserole like you’d have around Thanksgiving if you were from the American South. The thin bread crust isn’t flaky like a pie crust as much as it is crisp like thin toast. It wasn’t bad at all, only different, and it was a nice small portion. The beans are what still make T. slightly green to remember. Still – we felt quite un-touristy as we sampled the local fare. We decided to come back and have a pot of tea later, and while the sun was shining, went off to climb Clyde Falls.

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One of Owens’ other reasons for staging his little village of New Lanark in its current location is the Falls of Clyde. The rushing water naturally and easily fed the mill’s waterwheel. Currently, the hydroelectric plant at the modern mill powers the entire village — which is neat. The best part for us was just to hear the roar of the falls. It tends to drown out most conversation and the busy little thoughts that circle. It was loud enough to allow us to just…be.

This past winter, the falls actually froze for the first time in long memory. In the 1750’s, when the Clyde froze, people had to walk the waterwheel to get the power fed to the mill turbine. Nowadays, they can do it via electricity, we suppose, although, just for the sake of history, they may have had someone go in and walk the wheel again! Brr.

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New Lanark was a pleasant place to hang out for a few hours on a cool day in early spring, and the falls was a great, easy hike on an only slightly mucky trail. The luxuriant moss, the deep holes that were maybe badger setts (we never saw the badgers, though we were told they were about), the slightly greening trees and massive crowds of shrieking, unidentifiable-but-apparently-happy birds — all was lovely. We really just enjoyed the view of the sky, and looking up to see only the barest wisps of white clouds. And when those clouds multiplied, and gathered — well, it was time to go home.

Poor Robert Owen eventually left New Lanark, because the Cotton Kings weren’t really interested in educating their workers — these were the underpinnings of the slave trade, of course, and who wanted that fun to stop? — and he was considered a social pariah, and was genially hated by the rich, who felt he was giving the poor Ideas Above Their Station. He took his ideas to Indiana, and his Utopian society there came to a drastic end, as unfortunately Indiana was in the grip of swamp fever, and Owens not only lost his workers, he lost his money. Still, he carried on, returning to the UK to continue to lecture and write about social reform, and eventually become one of the fathers of socialism. And, thus because T. feels slightly guilty for being so hard on the brilliant-before-his-time Robert Owens, we’ll actually quote him:

“As there are a very great variety of religious sects in the world (and which are probably adapted to different constitutions under different circumstances, seeing there are many good and conscientious characters in each), it is particularly recommended, as a means of uniting the inhabitants of the village into one family, that while each faithfully adheres to the principles which he most approves, at the same time all shall think charitably of their neighbours respecting their religious opinions, and not presumptuously suppose that theirs alone are right”. (Rules and Regulations for the Inhabitants of New Lanark, 1800)

“It is therefore, the interest of all, that every one, from birth, should be well educated, physically and mentally that society may be improved in its character, – that everyone should be beneficially employed, physically and mentally, that the greatest amount of wealth may be created, and knowledge attained, that everyone should be placed in the midst at those external circumstances, that will produce the greatest number of pleasurable sensations, through the longest life, that man may be made truly intelligent, moral and happy, and be, thus, prepared to enter upon the coming Millennium”. (A Development of the Principles & Plans on which to establish self-supporting Home Colonies, 1841)

“To preserve permanent good health, the state of mind must be taken into consideration”. (Book of the New Moral World, 3rd Part. 1842)

There. You do feel much more morally sound, do you not?

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Roof gardens on a beautiful day improve one’s state of mind.

The Long Chaise Lounge of the Law

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Some people have this vacationing thing down.

Like our UK friends — they go places like Cyprus and lounge by the pool in the sun, observing lizards, and doing as little as possible. Or they take in Tenerife, like our friend Neil, who is completely in bliss at the sea, the sun, and the idea that the Tenerife could be just like a 22nd century moon colony: perfect. With some exceptions.

Now, granted, with six weeks of vacation a year, the United Kingdom has a lot more practice at vacationing than we do, but we’re always just gobsmacked, right about now, at how rested other people appear to be at the end of their vacations, and how absolutely frazzled we manage to be. Case in point:

Other People do not manage to take hundreds of photographs for the yearbook at a nearby school, just by virtue of the fact that they have a really neat, new camera and attended a big bells/band/choral Christmas program. Other People could probably resist this lure.

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Other People do not involve themselves in Christmas services which require rehearsal and sight-reading new music, and the wearing of floor-length synthetic robes, in disputed shades of pink (it is not burgundy. Sorry.);

Other People do not volunteer to pick, wash, peel and create marmalade of twenty pounds of lemons, with the agreement that forty pounds would be nice next time, and we should really keep going on this and strip the tree;

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Other People do not visit their parents at work, which necessitates doing things like hanging angels from a ceiling in a workplace hallway while said parent’s coworkers look on with interest, and creating, typing up and folding a holiday program and Christmas letter for said parent’s clients;

Ditto the parent at work thing, which also necessitated an EIGHT HOUR, TAKE IT APART DOWN TO THE LAST SCREW HP Printer repair job, since said parent also did something weird when loading up the color cartridges and it was “stuck” (more on that later, to be sure);

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Other People do not take manuscripts with them on vacation, and have many, many conversations back and forth with editors and send documents hither and yon, and finish books (WOOT!). Other People do not bring half of the books they need to read for the award they’re judging, to the detriment of the number of clothes that they packed. Other People do not fiddle with their Ph.D survey and respond to inane and intelligent questions and telecommute a few hours here and there so the people in the office don’t feel abandoned. Other People are probably better rested on their vacations, and it might be that Some People are just the tiniest bit unable to stop and just be on vacation.

Maybe.

Of course, it could be that Other People don’t have their whole lives tucked away in one corner of the world, and a cavalcade of new beaus, new babies, and immediate news to impart. Other People don’t have the chance to be gobsmacked at how some have grown taller, grown wider, or grown teeth, and to be grieved at those who have waned and faded and are passed. Other People aren’t us, which is just as well, since Other People would probably be a little bored living our frenetic, frantic, stuff-crammed-in-every-day lives.

That being said, after this last program this weekend, we are SO going to remember what it means to be on VACATION. We are going to sleep in. At least once. T. has laid down the law… inasmuch as you can have a law for a vacation. There will be REST. There will be LOUNGING. There will be HOT TUBS and LOLLING ABOUT. Thus spake T.


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Meanwhile, the egg-free lemon marmalade was a smashing success (eggs would have made curd, which is … gross). Meyer lemons are so mild and tasty that it’s hard to think of a dish where they won’t go. So far, they’ve been included in a marinade for skirt steak (which we are told was amazing) and are reputed to be used for a marinade or baste for grilled turkey. Thus far, we’ve enjoyed it over ice cream and will probably try and create some lemon bars or layer it in gingerbread sandwich cookies.

We’ve seen the resurrection of the pineapple upside down cake this year as well, and were surprised at how much one cake can vary from one time to the next if you use dark or light brown sugar, and sift the flour just so. Using eggs from the hens down the road also makes each cake different, since the eggs are not uniform sizes. Either way – it was fun, and next week’s challenges include making a remake of a Guinness Cake and possibly recreating a Clementine Pie… as well as a specific kind of noodle soup, some pasta, some Chinese dumplings ….well, you can see how the list goes on. One good things is that there’s finally a bit sun and dry weather here again, and we’ll get out and get some decent walks… jogs… hikes to offset all the good food. T. was out walking already this morning, and the high today is forecast to be a bright and sunny 65°F/18°C., which is pretty glorious for a day in December.

We hear it’s supposed to snow tonight in Glasgow.

Oh, dear.

We’d better enjoy putting our feet up and the sun on our faces while we can.

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Signs

No Fly Tipping

When we were first in Glasgow, we were confronted with signs telling us that “fly tipping” was a bad thing. We were quite confused, because … well, the words didn’t make any sort of sense to us. Upon close examination of the sign, though, were were given to understand that “littering” was the activity under discussion.

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I wonder whether the Glaswegians would be equally confused by the concept of not dumping things into the storm drains, in order to protect the fish. Everything in Scotland, after all, eventually ends up under enough water to carry it to the sea. Would the sign tell them anything?

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The Scottish sign tries to appeal to people on the level of “making the city better.” The Californian sign plays on people’s care for nature, or at least tries to make the person dumping something feel guilty about causing harm to the fish. When you think about it, the Glasgow sign works on hope, the Californian sign on guilt. The Glasgow sign mentions penalties, the Californian one just has a picture of the fish you’ll be poisoning.

Coming back to California, we’re confronted by so many of these little differences. Lafayette 31 They’re not things you’d notice unless you’d lived in both places, or were particularly observant, but they are not insignificant. How does a city function? On what basis? How does it create order? Who and what are important?

In Glasgow, I find myself criticizing things because they don’t make sense to me (for example, the locked recycle bins which can only be filled one can or bottle at a time). Here, I find myself realizing things like that pedestrians ought to have a few more rights (and sidewalks), and that it’d be nice if there were a Data Protection Act here in the US.

In going away, we see things more clearly. Distance brings objectivity.