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It’s tough to add as much sugar to blackberries as they need without, to our mind, totally ruining the taste of the blackberries. Jams and jellies simply need a lot of sugar in order for such acidic stuff to gel. What to do? We use a.) agar, which is seaweed flakes, or b.) pectin, if we can find an unsulphured version (which we cannot so far around here) or c.) we use cornstarch, which is our absolute last resort to make a jelly, because the texture is subtly like pie-filling instead of jelly then.

Of course, if that was what you were planning to do with the blackberries anyway, well, then, you’re well on your way. If not: just know that blackberries around here are tart! So, jelly may be the best option.

We started this post ages ago, and never did actually get to slotting in all of the pictures, because we’re not very happy with the look of the jam. Something we did made it not as clear as it could be – the boil was off somehow. No matter – we’ve had our first frost, and as soon as it quits raining for five minutes, we’re going to find that patch of rose hips…

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This is the pic we didn’t post – as you can see, the jelly is not clear purple. Bubbles formed in it, so it’s cloudy. Bah. We have tons, though, and it is tart-sweet and we’ll be using it layered at the bottom of apple pie, right on the crust, and then the apples go on top. Blackberries and apples go really well together.

Zucchini Bread / Spice Cake

This is what happens when you’re used to buying at the store, where you can actually see the quantity you’re buying, yet give in to the convenience of shopping for groceries online: you end up with 10, large zucchini / courgettes. So, what to do? Well, some of them will be used later, of course, but today’s baking adventure was to double up the recipe below to make 4 loaves of zucchini bread!

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  • 6 Tbsp ground flax seeds whisked into 1/2 Cup + 1 Tbsp warm water
  • 1/2 cup oil
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 Tbsp vanilla extract
  • 2.5 cups grated zucchini
  • 3 cups AP flour
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 Tbsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1.5 Tbsp of your favorite spice blend
  1. Grease 2 loaf pans
  2. Preheat oven to 350°F / 180°C
  3. Blend flax, oil, sugar, and vanilla
  4. Add zucchini and mix
  5. Sift dry ingredients
  6. Add dry to wet and mix just to combine
  7. Divide between prepped pans
  8. Bake for 45-50 minutes (a toothpick should come out clean)

Delicious stuff, and a great excuse to both use up any excess zucchini you have around, and to use up those coarser bits of your spice blend.

-D & T

Note: the pictures above are from another batch, 2 years ago.

Savory Spice Blend

Now, this isn’t a recipe, per se, but merely a list of things that we like to throw together, to make what we call Popcorn Salt (although it contains no salt). It should more properly be called Tofu Rub, because that’s where it finds its most common application in our kitchen, although we’ve also been known to throw it into a savory cornbread (you know: veggie sausages in the batter, some nice chili on the bottom).

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  • Rosemary
  • Cumin
  • White Peppercorn
  • Sichuan Peppercorn
  • Celery Seed
  • Yellow Mustard Seed
  • Brown Mustard Seed
  • Allspice
  • Dill Seed
  • Sage
  • Thyme
  • Oregano
  • Caraway Seed
  • Onion Powder
  • Garlic Powder
  • Nutritional Yeast
  • Chipotle Powder

In the past, we’d made enough to fit into a little spice jar, but grew tired of having to always make new. That’s why you’ll see the many layers of the same ingredient: D. knows the ratios pretty well for doing a single batch, but this was at least a triple batch. So, he had to go through the spices twice.

Not pictured here are the onion and garlic powders, the chipotle powder, and the nutritional yeast. The yeast gets blended, but separately and mixed in. The onion and garlic powders are just added and mixed in, as is the chipotle powder.

This stuff will really spice up just about anything – make your own mix up, balancing out the spices as you think you’d like them, and give it a try!

-D & T

English Muffins

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When we visited Charlotte, at her mom’s house, in Washington, D.C., D. remembered his obsession fondness for English Muffins. It had been at least 3 years since he’d had any (and we didn’t buy them very often in California), so he indulged in them as often as possible when we were visiting. Since being back in Glasgow, however, we’ve cut way down on our bread obsession, trying to get rid of some of the pounds we’ve added since we’ve gotten here.

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Today, though, after much contemplation, we made English Muffins.

We followed the recipe over at The Fresh Loaf, except that we ended up using Agave Nectar instead of honey, and 5.5 cups of flour instead of the 4 in the recipe. This was the first try – next time we’ll really skimp on the flour, and not worry that the “dough” is more like a batter than anything resembling a bread dough.

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They’re absolutely fabulous! More chewy than the stuff you buy in the store (which we now think are pretty stale), these have body, and flavor, and are just … well, way better than those empty, white things you get everywhere else. Also? They’re really easy to make!

If you can make pancakes, you can make these. Actually, if you have trouble making pancakes, you can make these, because the cornmeal makes these so easy to flip it’s not even funny.

-D&T

Sunday Sweets

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These days we find ourselves often looking out the kitchen window toward our friend Bridgette’s house. She, her husband, and her four very blond children (Scando Kids) defected in June — okay, well, she graduated from Uni with her law degree, and has moved to San Francisco to pursue the rest of her happiness.

The day we said goodbye, we met in the middle of the street in a flurry of hugs and well wishes. It occurred to both of us, then, that we had neither one been inside the other’s home, though we’d met last Spring.

Here’s the thing about everyday life: if you let it, it will make you into a terrible, terrible friend. You get busy. You get mired in routine. You get hung up on your own little grumpies and insecurities. You stay home. You never go downstairs, cross the street, and buzz the neighbor to come over for tea.

Granted: Bridgette and D. are students. Bridgette’s four kids are students. Bridgette’s husband and T. are very busy with their own business and interests, and all of our paths have diverged in nineteen different directions. Still…

Missing Bridgette waving from the window across the street is a little pinch — well, really, a little kick in the behind — that reminds us to be better friends to the people we have around us.

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We finally had our friend C. over, and had our delayed Christmas-in-July dinner, and in honor of that, we made homemade sandwich cookies. Now, The Gluttonous Vegan calls them No-Reos, and Smitten Kitchen just called them handmade Oreos. To us, they’re just too sweet to be that classic cookie, and they’re also far too soft — but they’re yummy, and they look a lot like the cookies on which you see Cookie Monster chowing down on Sesame Street. Next time we make them, we’ll cut the oil required in half — we want a dryer, crisper cookie — and cut the sugar another third to give a greater contrast between the filling and the cookie itself. Also, we’ll make up the filling and add a drop more mint than we think we need, because the flavor seems to evaporate in the face of the sugar.

Here is the recipe, as it stands — we hope you fiddle with it and share your variations

Mini Monster Sammich Cookies

  • 1 1/4 cup plain/all purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup Dutch process cocoa
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • scant 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1 cup sugar (Seriously? You can get away with 3/4 c.)
  • 1 cup butter or margarine, softened (Seriously: you can get away with less.)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 tsp. milk

Sift together your dry ingredients, except for the sugar. In a small bowl cream sugar with your margarine, vanilla and milk, then add dry ingredients, a little at a time, until you have a dark, fragrant and smooth blend. This may give your hand mixer a run for its money; it’s quite a sticky dough.

We rolled out our dough between two layers of plastic wrap, then scored them so that we had four rows of nine squares. With moistened hands, we took each small square and rolled it, placing it about an inch and a half apart on the Silpat. (Parchment paper or a plain pan will do, too.) When our pan was filled with little balls of cookie dough, we lay a plastic wrap over the lot of them, and flattened them with a bench scraper. (If you want to flatten your cookies to an individual thickness, a guide like a pair of chopsticks comes in handy. We used these for the large cookies.)

Because Oreos are stamped (actually they’re probably baked in a pan with concave lettering so it stands out on the cookie when it’s baked) with words, we thought we’d make our own cookies specific and Christmas related. From T’s box of rubber stamps we located (and thoroughly washed) a star stamp, and used it to mark each cookie. The stamp must be one with a simple pattern and a lot of deep grooves to work.

We baked these cookies at 350°F/175°C for nine minutes per batch.

The filling of the cookies is easy enough — but we cheated. We had leftover cream cheese frosting from D’s workplace going-away-party cinnamon buns, so we added icing sugar to that and a bit of mint extract. For a from-scratch cookie filling, we’d suggest

      2/3 c. of butter,
      about a cup and a half of powdered or icing sugar,
      a scant teaspoon of mint, orange, or almond extract. Or a high quality vanilla, if you must.

Cream the butter and add the sugar a little at a time, on a low speed, until you have a fluffy frosting.

We used a parchment paper bag and piped a half-inch circular schmear of frosting on a single cookie, and twisting on the cookie caps. We ended up with far more frosting than we needed, and tried to open the cookies and add more — be careful! The cookies want to stay together, once the frosting is set. A gentle twisting motion will reopen them as necessary, but it’s better to err on the side of adding too much filling instead of too little. Too much will at least squish out!

You needn’t wait to have friends over to make these. Heck, you can make these, shove them in a box, and just take them across the street, ring the bell, — and run away. Or, take them to work, and worry your coworkers with why you’re being so nice. Or, leave a box in the mailbox for the postman, or feed them to your kids with a glass of ice cold almond milk. We took a load of ours to friends with a new baby – and hope they enjoy eating them as much as we enjoyed making them.

Look up from your routine – and see the people around you. The sweet possibilities for friendship are endless.

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Pescatarian vs. Vegetarian

When T. was a kid (yearsandyearsandyears ago), The Vegetarian Times had a running cartoon joke, the punchline of which was “Chicken is a Vegetable.” In the cartoons, people were offered concessions of all sorts at restaurants when they asked for vegetarian entrees. “We have chicken fingers!” one waitress announced. Dryly the diners noted, “Of course. Because chicken is a vegetable.”

We have friends who call themselves vegetarians, but they eat fish, which interests us, since we were raised vegetarian, and that meant “we eat nothing which was once both breathing and ambulatory.” The whole fish thing is somewhat confusing (and once netted us big bowls of some sort of seafood stew with suckers and claws at the home of a new acquaintance. Oops. Awkward.), but we do know from pescatarian, which is Vegetarian-but-eats-fish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There may be too many -tarians for the average person, but this is important stuff! Because of that, we’re here with a pictorial tutorial from our Christmas-in-July supper:

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C. is a pescatarian. She eats poisson en papillote with shallots, lemon, and asparagus tips.

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T. is a vegetarian. She eats shark en papillote with shallots, lemons and hot sauce…

It’s tofu shark, of course. We knew you’d appreciate the visual.

There really is too much fun to be had with cookie cutters.

Snaps Not Folk

Ginger Snaps

It pretty much happens every holiday season that we forget which cookie we’re making, and if you’ve ever tried to make a gingerbread house or gingerbread folk out of a gingersnaps recipe, well, you’ll get a quick reminder. There’s not enough flour and more molasses in a snap recipe, and the dough will not hold a cookie cutter shape, for love nor money. It’s a bit funny, really, to expect to be whipping up one cookie, and to have whipped up another.

Oops.

That’s what we get for pulling a recipe from our heads.

Nothing for it but to eat them. And then make some different ones for another day.

These cookies are strangely light when baked, and dark when raw, but cool to a delicious, chewy texture, which is made chewier and nuttier by the addition of a quarter cup of ground flax seed — or you can use a single egg. Just take:

  • 2 C All Purpose Flour
  • 1 Tablespoon, heaping, ginger
  • 1 Tablespoon, heaping, freshly ground cinnamon
  • 1 Tablespoon baking powder plus 1 tsp. baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
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  • 1 C sugar, brown, lt. brown or raw – we used raw
  • 1/4 C molasses (treacle, good people, is NOT molasses. No subs, here.)
  • 3/4 C butter OR good quality margarine
  • 1/4 C ground flaxseed OR 1 egg
  • 1/3 C cinnamon sugar for rolling

You’ll need a small bowl, and a large one. – stir together your dry ingredients in the larger of the two, then cream together your sugar and oils in the smaller. Add your wet ingredients to the bowl with the dry, and stir until you get a sticky dough. We set ours aside for fifteen minutes, added an additional 2 Tbps. of flour (we find that we have to add more flour to recipes here in the UK — somehow, things are wetter. The air? The flour? Who knows.), and rolled the sticky dough out on a plastic-covered cutting board. We cut the dough into twenty-four little squares, rolled them in a rough mixture of raw sugar, refined sugar, and cinnamon, and baked them for ten minutes in a approximately 150°C/350°F oven. Look for cracked tops to indicate doneness.

And that’s all there is to it.

These are quick, chewy cookies that are very warming. Perhaps you don’t feel the need for warming desserts just now — nothing to go with a cup of tea, if you’re in the midst of a heatwave where you live. But did you know that eating hot foods — ginger, chilies, horseradish, wasabi — is good for you in hot weather? It makes you perspire with no effort, and encourages you to drink water. So — at about 3 a.m., when it’s cool enough to bake — whip up a batch of these cookies. You won’t regret it.

T.’s literary cousin Mary Lee gave us the most gorgeous fleur-de-lis cookie cutter — the “lis” reminds us of Mary LEE — and we fully intend to use it with our gingerbread folk recipe. Maybe for December Christmas instead of Christmas in July (a celebration which has had the dinner put off due to yet another wedding, but is on again for this weekend).

It’s Wednesday already! Hold on – the end of the week is coming soon.

Blow, Blow Thou… July Wind?

We know there’s not really a such thing as a British summer, but July is looking a lot like October these days. We’re having thirty mile an hour winds, pelting rain, and a bit of a nip in the air, seriously. The temp this morning was in the mid-fifties (13°C) and the wind made it feel much worse.

So much for July. There must be a Plan B for the wedding we’re attending this weekend; T. wishes she had one for her outfit, and has wondered uneasily if it’s okay to wear velvet for an early afternoon wedding in July. Brr.

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As we often do when in need of fresh comestibles, we hied ourselves this past week with another trip to See Woo, home of the entertaining vegetarian aisle. While other shoppers are there to get catering stuff in bulk or find bargains on produce, we are merely there to look in the frozen food section and say, “Ooh, do you think that’d be good?”

Chicken paws. Vegetarian shrimp. Steamed Vegetarian cod. Various fun things to do with tofu, textured vegetable protein, and seaweed. This week’s most unusual purchase was the Chicken-flavored Vegetarian Ham (oh, the dichotomies offered there). We haven’t opened it yet, but it sounded so ridiculous we sort of had to get it.

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The most unexpected item so far was the steamed vegetarian cod. Despite being wrapped in a broad band of seaweed, it has no real fishy taste, but is very soft, and matches well with the mushrooms and a mild soup broth which comes (frozen) with it. We served it with a few noodles, and it was a perfect blustery weather dish – perfect for a strangely cold summer day.

The main reason we went to See Woo, of course, was because we were out of edamame. It seems tragic to think that we left two bags of them in Mrs. Taylor’s freezer in Virginia, but we hope she’ll be guilted into at least trying them.

-D & T

Try Something New Today! Or, Maybe Not

You know, there’s something to be said for plain old original recipes.

Not the New Coke. Not the chocolate Goldfish. Not the minty Oreos. Not the Pepper Jack Cheeze-Its, the New & Improved Ruffles, not a Lemon-Scented, All-New anything — everything should be the same as what you liked last week. New is not always good, people.

And lest you think we whine too much, we twice in one week have encountered something which is an abomination unto Nuggan. We were minding our own business, visiting the Bears’ Playhouse in Virginia, when our friend brought out a tub of guacamole. Because T. is allergic to many preservatives, we did a quick check of the ingredients before digging in. And choked. Guacamole… that contained peas. We thought they only sold that abomination in the UK.

Oh, HUSH. We do not want to hear about your Weight Watchers diet cookbook. We do not want to hear about how it is lower fat that way, and only adds a bit of bulk, and detracts nothing from the overall awesome that is God’s gift to us, the avocado. GUACAMOLE DOESNOT CONTAIN PEAS. Whole Foods, you ought to be ashamed. Yeah, yeah, so it was well-seasoned, but you over-seasoned it, and over-salted it, just to hide your transgressions. Guacamole celebrates the avocado. The peas were unnecessary! Why? BECAUSE GUACAMOLE DOES NOT CONTAIN PEAS! Nor Double Cream, either, for that matter. (Hello, Sainsbury’s, using saturated fat to replace wonderfully unsaturated fat!). What are you people trying to do???

Guacamole has a history. The ahuacatl was mashed with molcajetes (basically that nubbly stone mortar and pestle set) and prepared with a bit of sea salt, chilies, and a bit of tomato. The ahuacamolli was served to royalty, back in the 500’s and was a feasting favorite of the Aztecs, when Cortes and his earlier cohorts came to call in the early 1500’s. YOU CAN BET THEY DIDN’T SERVE IT TO Ol’ HERNANDO WITH PEAS. (The Spaniards thought avocado was an aphrodisiac and also ate guacamole with sugar. Yeah, way to ruin the New World foods, guys. Bleech.)

Guacamole is more than 40% Avocado. Unless you’re 1) trying to cut down on the (good for you) fat in avocados, or 2) trying to be cheap, or, you know, buying the stuff in a jar, in the UK, GUACAMOLE DOES NOT CONTAIN PEAS.

Listen up, Sainsbury’s.

Of course, if you’re trying to do some low-fat noshing these hot summer days (excluding the good-for-you fat and substituting it with carbohydrate, which will only make you hungrier), then you could try this recipe. You’d be sick and wrong, however. And disgusting. You could just, you know, do some peeling and mashing yourself. If you want low-fat in this case, we urge you strongly to consider eating less.

Because, what SANE person puts PEAS in their GUACAMOLE!?!? Seriously? Who does this? And if you say, “Me,” we have to tell you up front: we might not be able to be friends after this.

Just sayin’.

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Thai Curry

Okay, so, this stuff went so fast that there were no pictures whatsoever. That, and the big camera’s in the shop, and I just didn’t think to record anything about it until we’d scarfed it down.

Thai Curry:

  • 2 blocks firm tofu (not silken), cut into 3/4″ cubes
  • 1 yellow onion, roughly diced
  • 2 Tbsp olive oil
  • 2 large carrots, cut into chunks (you know the way Yan, of Yan Can Cook does it? That way.)
  • 2 Tbsp Red, Thai curry paste
  • 2 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 Tbsp garlic paste
  • 1 Tbsp lemon grass paste
  • Juice of 1 lime (preferably the wee Key lime)
  • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper (not optional)
  • 100g Coconut Cream (it’s just coconut milk, solidified, so you could substitute a can of coconut milk, but decrease the water if you do)
  • 4 tomatoes, deseeded and cubed
  • 20 or so basil leaves
  • 1 Tbsp cornstarch / cornflour, dissolved in 2 Tbsp cold water
  • About 1 liter of water
  • 1 cup rice
  • 1.25 cups water, to cook the rice
  1. Wash all the gunk off of your rice, and start it going on low heat, lid on, in a separate pan. It should be done by the time the main dish is done.
  2. In a very large pan, sauté tofu in olive oil until it’s got a few sides which are nicely crispy.
  3. Toss in your onions and sauté a bit more.
  4. Add your water to the pan (back away from the steam) and toss in all of your other ingredients except for the tomatoes, basil, and cornstarch.
  5. Scrape the bottom, to make sure everything’s come unstuck, and to dissolve all of your seasonings.
  6. When things have reduced a bit (call it 5 minutes), add in your cornstarch, reduce the heat to very low, and cover the pot.
  7. When your rice is done (take off the lid, tip it sideways, and no water is left), turn off the heat on everything.
  8. Throw in your tomatoes and basil, and serve immediately.

Makes 4 servings if you’re fans of rice, makes about 3 if you want to cut down on the carbohydrates by limiting the rice and going for more tofu.

This stuff is the stuff of happy food dances and good health. We’ll ignore that the coconut is just a ball of saturated fat, and think happy thoughts about all of the other good things in here. Feel free to toss in some broccoli, if you’re of a mind to, as well.

-D