Author: David T. Macknet

Come along for the walk to work that D. takes each morning. (Eventually T. will meet him after work when it’s not a.) raining, b.) cold, c.) raining and cold, or d.) dark or even e.) frosty/snowing. You see how often this will occur.)

On his walk to the office, D. visits the sheep both to and from work, enjoying the odd looks he gets, and particularly the odd poses (the one below had been eating, kneeling with its front legs only so as to get closer to the grass).

Once past the field of sheep, D. gets to see if it will be a morning of visiting with the bunnies. There are as many as four of them who settle for a good graze outside the cemetery, when it’s sunny and there haven’t been any dogs out walking. He’s only ever seen them once in the evening, though.

Walking home from work, D. visits the guinea pigs, whose cage is sized so as to exactly fit into one quarter of someone’s front yard, and which get moved from section to section daily. They keep the grass effectively trimmed, and seem quite happy. We wonder where they live when it snows, though.

On Tuesdays, T. catches a cab and picks D. up at his work, then we’re off to the train station for our weekly trip into Glasgow. We get into the city a few hours before rehearsal so that T. can pillage the Glasgow library system (we’re not telling them that we’ve moved) and add yet more books to her to-be-read piles. After we’ve browsed and loaded up, we stop for dinner, then make our way to chorus, where, two hours later, another train trip and taxi ride sees us home, usually by around 10:30.

The return journey from Glasgow is sometimes eventful, depending upon which train we manage to catch. Sometimes the ridiculousness of the railway company means that a late train home is simply stacked full of party people — cheery and loud — or, cranky and exhausted. Or, as happened a few weeks ago, an engine breaks down, and we’re all shifted to a new line. It’s always an adventure… of sorts. Hopefully the lines will continue to run smoothly as the weather frosts over, which, since it snowed in Aberdeen this past Tuesday (only four hours north of us) will be happening soonish, we fear! At D’s office, they are quickly making plans to allow the staff to dial-in and work from home; they have tons of work to do, and are keeping a wary eye on the weather.

Just today we finally finished with the last box in the library, and can now say officially that there are no more unopened boxes in the entire house (except the garage)! There are still two or three boxes lingering, but those are mainly art supplies and computer equipment (what does one do with all of the cables which accumulate?) that we’re finding a place to store. We’ve finally figured out how the recycling system works (it’s not single-stream, confound them all, and cardboard is compostable, but not newspaper… Really!?), and after some annoying lessons, we know that if we want a taxi to come all the way out here, we must phone ahead several hours in advance to be certain that one is available. We’re no longer using the weekends to dash around and try to make up for things which have gone wrong during the week, so we’re getting to the point where we are once again baking each weekend (nothing too exciting so far) and venturing forth a bit more into the community. (At the end of the month we’re taking in a play at the University playhouse and looking forward to it!) We’re also pricing plane tickets home for the holidays, strictly in a “maybe” kind of way… so far they’re ridiculously overpriced, so …yeah. Maybe.

While Halloween is (thankfully) not a “thing” here (people do “fancy dress” randomly, but more often for Christmas), already we’re seeing signs for New Year’s celebrations, and much to our horror, Dobbies, a large garden center in these parts, has contracted our chorus to sing for their kick-off of Christmas specials in two different stores, Glasgow and Edinburgh. We loathe the idea of caroling in October — but it means a nice chunk of change for the chorus, and these shiny, clinky-bits make El Maestro very happy indeed, so we suppose we’ll slouch over and help out as we can… it’s just a bit less convenient when a forty minute train trip precedes it! (The one in Edinburgh is just as inconvenient, but we’re actually closer than others, so we’ll probably be there.)

Meanwhile, in the field across from us, the farmer is stacking higher and higher piles of branches, and along D’s route to work, someone has hacked and stacked an old wooden dresser. The pyromaniacs of autumn can now rejoice! All of the lovely Bonfire-y traditions make us want to roast some apples and make a pie… so, we’ll catch up with you later!

-D & T

Another week in the wee village of Hayford Mills, and we’re down to odds and ends without homes, and only the library still needing to be thoroughly unpacked. We’re settling into something of a routine in the evening, as D. comes home from work, supper is finished (T. is trying out her Martha Stewart chops and actually, you know, cooking), and then there’s a great sprawl of reading and tinkering until bedtime, or watching old episodes of Columbo or Agatha Christie, to assist T. in her quest to learn the plotting tricks of mysteries. Our routine is indeed pretty tame, although we’re still traveling to Glasgow at least once a week to go to choir practice, so it’s not like we’re hiding out in the country all of the time.

Have we said how much we enjoy the new house? And how enjoyable it is to sit and stare out the windows endlessly? This past weekend we finally cleared some of the oddly waxy gunk building up on the glass and got out and enjoyed the balcony (and really ticked off all the orb spiders who happily make attractively round webs for us each day). Yes, it looks out over cars and things, but still, we find the sky and the old mill buildings quite an attractive view, and much enjoy soaking up late afternoon sun (when it’s there – surprisingly more often than expected) and watching the rather ordinary activities of our neighbors (and their dogs).

Of course, we would have accomplished far more in terms of R&R and finishing that last bit of organizing if we hadn’t had our first choir concert this past weekend: we hopped on the train at noon to arrive at our afternoon rehearsal from 1:30 to 5:30, had our performance from 7:30 to 10:00, and then caught a slow train home and arrived at close to 11:30. A truly long day, and not the most enjoyable performance, either. We were singing with several other choirs, and the program was … well, extremely eclectic. The director wasn’t ours (thankfully), but she had what we’ll call great force of personality. She definitely had Ideas about how the program was to go, and chivvied and bossed the other directors into making things work as she wanted. She directed her group to snap their fingers, clap their hands, and do all kinds of jazz-hands lift-y things on some songs, and urged the rest of us to “have a go!” and “join in!” Her choir even linked arms and sashayed at one point — which was just a bit terrifying, as there were well over three-hundred and fifty of us on makeshift wooden risers, and we all felt the tremendous vibration from their cheery little dance. The jazz hands, in the same program as Handel’s Zadoc the Priest, Faure’s Requiem, and The Hallelujah Chorus, was pretty weird liturgically, not to mention just plain weird. The day was simply FILLED with little incidents which our chorus will remember and giggle over for weeks to come. No matter how we fuss about our own repertoire, it at least does not involve pieces which require clapping, snapping, or swaying.

And for the record, we did not “give it a go.”

We’re back on the road this coming Sunday, to take part in the National Police Memorial service. We’ll supposedly glimpse some royalty and hope that there’s not a whole bunch of rigmarole surrounding getting into and out of the venue. We’ve asked about this, but apparently it’s not seen as a big deal, here, for members of the royal family to just … show up somewhere. We’ve tried to relate it to something like having a state senator show up or something, and can’t fathom there not being helicopters, sharpshooters, and creepy people with mirrored sunglasses and black suits all over the place for the event. We’ll see. Perhaps we’ll even sneak some pictures, but likely not, as we’ll be rather obvious, on stage and all. Plus, it’s a Memorial Service… not that this will stop other people snapping pictures, but our Mamas raised us better.

There’s wildlife in the country, and T. finally is feeling just a LITTLE less insane, as D. has located the massive, child-stealing spider she’s been swearing up and down has been galloping rampant through the house at all hours. He took a picture of it next to a battery for size comparison. Please note that we will not be displaying picture here, but D. now admits that, “Okay, yeah, that was pretty big.” T. would like to put the word out to any arachnids that her moment of Zen is over, and all comers on her territory may end up as grease spots. She’s really trying to evolve past the atavistic urge to shriek and throw things at anything with more than four legs, but it is truly hard going.

In other wildlife news, we believe that we have had a sighting of a Scottish Wildcat. Over breakfast the other morning, we saw a pigeon behaving oddly, and being stalked – in a desultory, casual fashion – by a very large, muscular looking brown and black cat. Its speed and size gave us a clue — and its general skittishness when D. moved toward the window and went to open it — it may indeed have been one of the wild bunch that was spotted in this area. T. has the big camera sitting beside her desk, in the hopes that she’ll be able to catch pictures of this Rare Wee Beastie. If we can confirm a sighting, we’ll be happy, as they’re endangered, and there are left, by last count, only about four hundred of them in the wild. On the other hand, some of them may simply not want to be counted…

There are two pans of cranberry orange bread cooling on the stovetop, the temps are in the low fifties, and our breath smokes in the air in the clear, bright mornings. Autumn is arriving this week, and indeed may be coming in a little early. Time to take out the gloves and scarves, and get this leaf-turning show on the road.

Hope all is well with you and yours. That’s our news from Cambusbarron-by-Hayford Mills, where the spiders are muscular, the sheep are ridiculously loud, and the chickens occasionally compete and try to drown them out. Happy Autumn.

-D & T