Category: Recipe

Now, this isn’t a recipe, per se, but merely a list of things that we like to throw together, to make what we call Popcorn Salt (although it contains no salt). It should more properly be called Tofu Rub, because that’s where it finds its most common application in our kitchen, although we’ve also been known to throw it into a savory cornbread (you know: veggie sausages in the batter, some nice chili on the bottom).

• Rosemary
• Cumin
• White Peppercorn
• Sichuan Peppercorn
• Celery Seed
• Yellow Mustard Seed
• Brown Mustard Seed
• Allspice
• Dill Seed
• Sage
• Thyme
• Oregano
• Caraway Seed
• Onion Powder
• Garlic Powder
• Nutritional Yeast
• Chipotle Powder

In the past, we’d made enough to fit into a little spice jar, but grew tired of having to always make new. That’s why you’ll see the many layers of the same ingredient: D. knows the ratios pretty well for doing a single batch, but this was at least a triple batch. So, he had to go through the spices twice.

Not pictured here are the onion and garlic powders, the chipotle powder, and the nutritional yeast. The yeast gets blended, but separately and mixed in. The onion and garlic powders are just added and mixed in, as is the chipotle powder.

This stuff will really spice up just about anything – make your own mix up, balancing out the spices as you think you’d like them, and give it a try!

-D & T

These days we find ourselves often looking out the kitchen window toward our friend Bridgette’s house. She, her husband, and her four very blond children (Scando Kids) defected in June — okay, well, she graduated from Uni with her law degree, and has moved to San Francisco to pursue the rest of her happiness.

The day we said goodbye, we met in the middle of the street in a flurry of hugs and well wishes. It occurred to both of us, then, that we had neither one been inside the other’s home, though we’d met last Spring.

Here’s the thing about everyday life: if you let it, it will make you into a terrible, terrible friend. You get busy. You get mired in routine. You get hung up on your own little grumpies and insecurities. You stay home. You never go downstairs, cross the street, and buzz the neighbor to come over for tea.

Granted: Bridgette and D. are students. Bridgette’s four kids are students. Bridgette’s husband and T. are very busy with their own business and interests, and all of our paths have diverged in nineteen different directions. Still…

Missing Bridgette waving from the window across the street is a little pinch — well, really, a little kick in the behind — that reminds us to be better friends to the people we have around us.

We finally had our friend C. over, and had our delayed Christmas-in-July dinner, and in honor of that, we made homemade sandwich cookies. Now, The Gluttonous Vegan calls them No-Reos, and Smitten Kitchen just called them handmade Oreos. To us, they’re just too sweet to be that classic cookie, and they’re also far too soft — but they’re yummy, and they look a lot like the cookies on which you see Cookie Monster chowing down on Sesame Street. Next time we make them, we’ll cut the oil required in half — we want a dryer, crisper cookie — and cut the sugar another third to give a greater contrast between the filling and the cookie itself. Also, we’ll make up the filling and add a drop more mint than we think we need, because the flavor seems to evaporate in the face of the sugar.

Here is the recipe, as it stands — we hope you fiddle with it and share your variations

Mini Monster Sammich Cookies

• 1 1/4 cup plain/all purpose flour
• 1/2 cup Dutch process cocoa
• 1 tsp baking soda
• 1/4 tsp baking powder
• scant 1/4 tsp salt
• 1 cup sugar (Seriously? You can get away with 3/4 c.)
• 1 cup butter or margarine, softened (Seriously: you can get away with less.)
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 2 tsp. milk

Sift together your dry ingredients, except for the sugar. In a small bowl cream sugar with your margarine, vanilla and milk, then add dry ingredients, a little at a time, until you have a dark, fragrant and smooth blend. This may give your hand mixer a run for its money; it’s quite a sticky dough.

We rolled out our dough between two layers of plastic wrap, then scored them so that we had four rows of nine squares. With moistened hands, we took each small square and rolled it, placing it about an inch and a half apart on the Silpat. (Parchment paper or a plain pan will do, too.) When our pan was filled with little balls of cookie dough, we lay a plastic wrap over the lot of them, and flattened them with a bench scraper. (If you want to flatten your cookies to an individual thickness, a guide like a pair of chopsticks comes in handy. We used these for the large cookies.)

Because Oreos are stamped (actually they’re probably baked in a pan with concave lettering so it stands out on the cookie when it’s baked) with words, we thought we’d make our own cookies specific and Christmas related. From T’s box of rubber stamps we located (and thoroughly washed) a star stamp, and used it to mark each cookie. The stamp must be one with a simple pattern and a lot of deep grooves to work.

We baked these cookies at 350°F/175°C for nine minutes per batch.

The filling of the cookies is easy enough — but we cheated. We had leftover cream cheese frosting from D’s workplace going-away-party cinnamon buns, so we added icing sugar to that and a bit of mint extract. For a from-scratch cookie filling, we’d suggest

2/3 c. of butter,
about a cup and a half of powdered or icing sugar,
a scant teaspoon of mint, orange, or almond extract. Or a high quality vanilla, if you must.

Cream the butter and add the sugar a little at a time, on a low speed, until you have a fluffy frosting.

We used a parchment paper bag and piped a half-inch circular schmear of frosting on a single cookie, and twisting on the cookie caps. We ended up with far more frosting than we needed, and tried to open the cookies and add more — be careful! The cookies want to stay together, once the frosting is set. A gentle twisting motion will reopen them as necessary, but it’s better to err on the side of adding too much filling instead of too little. Too much will at least squish out!

You needn’t wait to have friends over to make these. Heck, you can make these, shove them in a box, and just take them across the street, ring the bell, — and run away. Or, take them to work, and worry your coworkers with why you’re being so nice. Or, leave a box in the mailbox for the postman, or feed them to your kids with a glass of ice cold almond milk. We took a load of ours to friends with a new baby – and hope they enjoy eating them as much as we enjoyed making them.

Look up from your routine – and see the people around you. The sweet possibilities for friendship are endless.

Okay, so, this stuff went so fast that there were no pictures whatsoever. That, and the big camera’s in the shop, and I just didn’t think to record anything about it until we’d scarfed it down.

Thai Curry:

• 2 blocks firm tofu (not silken), cut into 3/4″ cubes
• 1 yellow onion, roughly diced
• 2 Tbsp olive oil
• 2 large carrots, cut into chunks (you know the way Yan, of Yan Can Cook does it? That way.)
• 2 Tbsp Red, Thai curry paste
• 2 Tbsp sugar
• 1 Tbsp garlic paste
• 1 Tbsp lemon grass paste
• Juice of 1 lime (preferably the wee Key lime)
• 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper (not optional)
• 100g Coconut Cream (it’s just coconut milk, solidified, so you could substitute a can of coconut milk, but decrease the water if you do)
• 4 tomatoes, deseeded and cubed
• 20 or so basil leaves
• 1 Tbsp cornstarch / cornflour, dissolved in 2 Tbsp cold water
• About 1 liter of water
• 1 cup rice
• 1.25 cups water, to cook the rice

1. Wash all the gunk off of your rice, and start it going on low heat, lid on, in a separate pan. It should be done by the time the main dish is done.
2. In a very large pan, sauté tofu in olive oil until it’s got a few sides which are nicely crispy.
3. Toss in your onions and sauté a bit more.
4. Add your water to the pan (back away from the steam) and toss in all of your other ingredients except for the tomatoes, basil, and cornstarch.
5. Scrape the bottom, to make sure everything’s come unstuck, and to dissolve all of your seasonings.
6. When things have reduced a bit (call it 5 minutes), add in your cornstarch, reduce the heat to very low, and cover the pot.
7. When your rice is done (take off the lid, tip it sideways, and no water is left), turn off the heat on everything.
8. Throw in your tomatoes and basil, and serve immediately.

Makes 4 servings if you’re fans of rice, makes about 3 if you want to cut down on the carbohydrates by limiting the rice and going for more tofu.

This stuff is the stuff of happy food dances and good health. We’ll ignore that the coconut is just a ball of saturated fat, and think happy thoughts about all of the other good things in here. Feel free to toss in some broccoli, if you’re of a mind to, as well.

-D

OK, people: curry. Quick, easy, yummy. Thanks to The Gluttonous Vegan for the inspiration:

Curry:

• a sweet potato, peeled and cubed
• tofu, cubed into small cubes
• a carrot, cut into wedges*
• 3 green onions, thinly sliced
• 2 white onions, roughly chopped
• 6 large mushrooms, cut into 1/8ths
• 3 cloves of garlic, minced
• 1 sachet (50g) coconut cream
• 2 Tbsp green Thai curry paste
• 1 Tbsp ginger paste
• 2 tsp pepper flakes (to taste)
• vegetable stock
• basil leaves, shredded

1. Sauté your white onion and mushrooms until tender.
2. Add curry paste and let it heat through a bit.
3. Add stock plus everything else except the green onion and basil leaves.
4. Let simmer for about 20 minutes, until the sweet potatoes are nearly done.
5. Remove from heat.
6. Add green onions.
7. Prepare some rice.
8. Serve over rice, garnished with basil leaves.

*Note: Ever since having seen Yan (of Yan Can Cook) prepare carrots this way, I’ve done so as well. Basically, you’re cutting across the carrot on a 45° angle, and rotating the carrot 1/4 of a turn after each slice. This results in chunks of carrot which are wedge-shaped, irregular, and interesting to encounter.

It’s chilly, here in Glasgow. Autumn has truly hit, to the point where even the wee trees know The End Is Nigh, and are turning colors. Most of the leaves don’t even make it to red, but just fall off, yellow, to be scooped up by the whistling street-sweeper, at some unheard of hour of the morning.

Life’s busy – we’re both working hard on getting our tasks finished before the arbitrary deadlines imposed by … all manner of people. Some day we’ll emerge from our cocoon, here, but for now, it’s all about food which is easy to make. Thus, Vegetable Stew.

Vegetable Stew

• 1 red onion, diced
• 1 white onion, diced
• 2 shallots, diced
• 8 cloves garlic, minced
• 2 Tbsp vegetable boullion
• 1 tsp extra hot chile flakes
• 1 large jalapeño, minced
• 1 bay leaf
• 20 gratings of nutmeg with your microplane grater
• 1 cup vegetarian mince
• 1 cup frozen sweet-corn
• 1 cup frozen soybeans
• 2 cups potatoes, matchsticked
• 12-oz crushed tomatoes
• Water (as needed)

1. Sweat onions, shallots, garlic, bay leaf, and vegetarian mince until onions are tender (and the mince has absorbed some of the onion flavor).
2. Remove the bay leaf, and add everything else.
3. Cover everything with water – not too much, but enough to let it really go for awhile.
4. Let cook until the potatoes are just done.
5. Serve (with an optional dollop of cottage cheese).

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