Slubby Hat Update

The Slubby Hat has found its head, and is liked. My dad had been going bareheaded, as all of his own hats are fishing hats, which just don’t accommodate the stitches, and as my little sister had finally managed to wrestle her hats away from him, so I’m told that he’s quite pleased with this one. He’d been known, previously, to sleep in my sister’s hats, to keep his head warm, so this is a suitable alternative.

Mind you, I don’t know what hats my sister had which were so objectionable … but I’m gathering that they didn’t fit the masculine ideal that she and my mom have of him, and they were ashamed to be seen in public with him wearing them. Who knows?

Slubby Hat

What do you knit for a man in his 70’s, who’s been in several branches of the military during two wars, who is a libertarian, and who has just undergone brain surgery? Well … let’s just say that it’s going to have to be … “manly.” This hat is an attempt at such a thing. Note the stealth lace yarn-overs? Should be good for a kick, ’cause they only show up if you really look for them.





I do know that the man in question will wear knit things – hideous knit things, with all sorts of patterns on them, even – if they’re soft. He has a particular penchant for cashmere, but is also quite fond of scratchy wool (we think it was military school at age 12 which did that). So, maybe he’ll accept this hat and will wear it. I certainly hope so, because the 7 inch long scar on the top of his newly-bald head is quite a thing to behold. I’d rather not have to look at it again any time soon, but I imagine I’ll get to this weekend, as the man in question is my father, and he’s bringing my little sister up this way to help her find an apartment.





So, this hat is to go to a dubious home, but we’re guessing that he’ll wear it. Given that he’s usually quite cold, he’ll probably love it. Of course, the cynic would point out that all he’d have to do would be to grow his hair a bit longer … but that would be ignoring the 60+ years of military haircuts. That type of thing has a lasting effect, I’m certain. I mean, that’s like 5 times longer than I had to put up with those haircuts, and I know they affected my mind.





I bought two balls of this Lana Grossa yarn, and the hat only took one, so I’m going to knit another up for myself, probably using the same pattern. It’s not all that complex of a pattern, because the built in tufts and the multicolored yarn really distract from any laciness which you might want to add. So, we’ll look at this one as practice.

Note on the brain surgery: he had a tremor which couldn’t be treated with medication any longer, and has since been corrected by the addition of an electrode implanted into his motor cortex, acting like a pace-maker for his motor nerves. Fun. He’s getting an on/off switch implanted into his shoulder tomorrow, so that he can sleep without running down the batteries, which he’s got to have surgically replaced every few years. Yummy, eh?

What Goes Into Bread



I finally broke down and bought myself an industrial quantity of Oat Bran. I’d bought a 25 pound sack of whole oats, because I could throw most of them in the freezer, and because we have a penchant for steamed oats for breakfast, but this? This is a commitment to baking (although some of us have eaten the stuff as a hot cereal, that’s just not normal).

So, the industrial quantity of bran, because the sourdough starter has just … well, exploded. I don’t know what’s up with it, but I’m having to bake about twice a week now, just because the stuff really wants to escape from its jar. I’m having to stir the stuff at the very least every other day, or else it pressurizes the jar and leaps out when I open it.



Into every batch of bread goes the same quantity of Fiber. Not that many of the batches are the same, or even mostly the same, but that the fiber provides the … anchor for it all. Two cups Flax Seeds (golden, because they’re more attractive in bread) and two cups of Oat Bran. From this, and lots of other stuff, will eventually come four loaves of bread. Could be sourdough (these days even my sweet breads are), or it could be otherwise, but this provides the anchor, and is why people love the stuff, I believe. You see, despite people’s fear of fiber, I think that they really want a hearty, crunchy, hefty bread. Not that this amount of fiber will kill the bread, by any means, but that it’ll give a good … heft to it all.

In today’s case, we’re making a Triple-O bread: Onion, Olive, Oregano. Also in there, playing bit parts, are rosemary, sage, thyme, mustard seeds (brown only, ’cause I’m out of yellow), sourdough starter, whole wheat flour, and a small bottle of Moscato wine. Sometimes I’ll go with Merlot, but lately it’s been Moscato, because of the sweetness, and because the Merlot makes it a bit too dark in color if I’m feeling like making a sourdough which could pass as anything other than whole wheat. The Merlot will make it kind of pink; it will enhance the color of the whole wheat flour, where the Moscato will leave it light in color.



Rather than go for the fancy wooden peel, I’ve been sticking with cardboard rectangles. Notice the little splash of cornmeal visible there underneath the loaves? That’s to make it easier to get onto the stone, which is heating away in the oven, which is set at 505 degrees F. (No – I don’t know why 505 and not just 500; it’s just the way I do it, and it makes me happy.) I discard the cardboard after a few months, or when it starts to suffer from having been sprayed with Olive Oil, which has been the case today. Sometimes it’s flour for the tops, if I’ve been using a white flour, but sometimes it’s just oil to keep the plastic from sticking to the tops while they rise.



So, after the long tortuous wait, it’s off of the stone and onto the cooling racks, where it’ll be covered with towels and will wait overnight, to be sliced up and shared with friends. We’ve found that it’s better to let it settle overnight, so that its moisture content can balance, and so that the glutens can really set up. It’s much easier to slice, and you’re less likely to indulge in that “half-a-loaf by way of sample” trap, which was getting way too common for us.

The Tofeta Experiment – 1

This post is the first post in what we’re going to call The Tofeta Experiment. Basically, we’re trying to create our own Tofu Cheese, and we’ve decided to start with Feta. Why Feta? Well, because 1) it’s crumbly, and not melty, so we should be able to get the texture a bit more easily, 2) it’s funky, so we figure that we can do a takeoff of tempeh (see How To Make Tempeh) with maybe an extra-long fermentation / mycelium growth period. So, our first task, then, is to get ahold of some tempeh culture, and then some soybeans.

The plan is to go through the steps of making tofu, but to take the okara and inoculate it with tempeh culture. We’ll, of course, do something else with the soymilk, like make tofu from it, but the okara will become our first homemade tofu cheese. Wish us luck.

Thoughts of Harvest

This morning, in preparation for next weekend’s guests, I made up a batch of dried tomato tapenade. This took up the last of our dried tomatoes except for what I’ve got stashed in the deep-freeze (two, one-gallon freezer bags). I’m feeling like last year’s harvest is finally running out, and that as soon as I make it through the rest of the dried squash, it’ll be time for harvest to begin again! What marvelous timing, and what great time to be exchanging correspondence with Jackie of One Thread Two Thread regarding what to do with all of that excess produce.

Jackie tells me:

With my green tomatoes, I usually make relish. I have an allergy to mustard and so most store bought relishes are inedible by me. I usually don’t have too many green tomatoes. Most of the plants that we grow are short season plants, any where from 48 to 80 days (from transplant) with the average being about 70. I also (much to my husband’s horror) start pinching off any blossoms about the second week of August. It concentrates the plant energy into ripening the already set fruit. At least that is what I have been told.
I would love the recipe for your fruitmince. I am always willing to try something new in the preserves department.

So, by way of sharing, I’ll provide you with the recipe I used as a base, which comes from the Ball Blue Book of Canning and Preserving, and will also point you to my earlier post on mincemeat, and to Cook Almost Anything‘s pretty pictures of dried fruit … which also gives directions for making fruitmince.

Do note that this recipe is merely a starting place for making fruitmince. We’ve done it faithfully all of once, and have since altered it into “whatever’s on hand that sounds good.” We’ve combined it with the recipes for Tomato Apple Chutney, Curried Apple Chutney, and Peach or Pear Chutney. But here’s the starting point:

Brandied Mincemeat

  • 4 chopped Fuji apples (or similar firm variety)
  • 4 cups cranberries
  • 2 pounds raisins
  • 1 pound currants
  • 1 pound figs, chopped
  • 2 ground and seeded oranges and zest
  • 2 ground and seeded lemons and zest
  • 1 cup candied orange peel
  • 1 cup candied lemon peel
  • 2 cups brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp cinnamon powder
  • 2 Tbsp ginger powder
  • 1 cup candied ginger
  • 2 tsp ground allspice
  • 1 tsp ground cloves
  • 1 quart apple cider vinegar
  • 3/4 cup brandy
  • 1/2 cup dry sherry

Combine all ingredients, except alcohol, in a large nonreactive vessel. Simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat; stir in brandy and sherry. Return to heat; simmer 30 minutes. Ladle hot mincemeat into hot jars, leaving 1/2 inch headspace. Remove air bubbles. Adjust two-piece caps. Process 30 minutes in a boiling-water canner.

From there, what we’ve done is to basically add a whole bunch of green tomatoes, increased the spice factor by at least double if not quadruple, added quantities of Pomona’s Universal Pectin (to the cold liqids), and added more vinegar and more alcohol. We’ve also, because we’re unsure of the acidity and because of possible alkaloids present in the green tomatoes, processed these at high temperatures in a pressure canner.

We’ve found that pressure canning things really destroys any pectins; nothing will gel after it’s been up to those temperatures. So, don’t bother with the pectins if you’re going to go for pressure canning these. We’re a bit nervous about the acidity, so we usually go for the pressure option, especially when we’re “just throwing things in.” That said, the liquids added here are either vinegar or citrus or alcohol, and increase the acidity quite a bit. Between those and the sugars, we’re probably quite safe.

What do you do with this when you’re done, you ask? Why, you make pie! Depending upon how firm you want it, you add between 2 and 4 Tablespoons of corn starch to 1 quart of fruitmince, throw that into a pie shell, and bake for about an hour and a half. If you underbake it, it’ll be kind of milky and soft in the center, and that’s just not appetizing. This last year we made over 100 quarts of the fruitmince plus another 10 quarts or so of chutney (basically, add some onions, curry powder & some hot peppers to the fruitmince & you’ve got it). We have about 3 quarts left, and those are in little bitty jars for making tartlets. That’s it. Everything else is either firmly encamped about our middles, or has gone to friends.

I encourage you to experiment, to grow more than you think you can eat, and to preserve things!

Will Babies Never Cease?

Yet another baby hat, but this one done up on size 3 double-pointed bamboo needles the whole way. It seems that everybody’s having babies; I don’t know if it’s the war, or just biological clocks ticking away, or what, but the babies could stop now. They really could. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I like the little things, provided they’ve gotten past the stage where you can see their pulse in the soft spot on the top of their head. Something about there not being any skull to protect their brains just gives me the creeps, which is probably why we feel the need to knit them hats. But really – enough, already.

It is giving me the opportunity to get rid of all of this yarn, though I’d like there to be some girls, at least, if everyone’s going to keep on having all of these kids. It seems that they’ve all been boys lately, and that really puts a strain on my hat-making skills, as I’m having to resist giving scalloped edges, or frills, or laces. I mean, this one’s a bit lacy, and I’m hoping that his mommy will forgive me for it. We’ll see – and I hope they give me some good pictures of it on their site.

Remodeling Pause

Our books have finally made it to their new home. They had been living in bags – lots and lots of paper grocery bags – but we’ve finally gotten to the stage of settling things into their proper places. May I just say that it’s enough to make you feel human again, to have books upon shelves? And to realize that you have some nice books, books that you’re proud to own, let alone to have read at least once if not several times?

You see, these are the beloved books. These aren’t the books which live upon shelves in the office; these aren’t reference books, but books we have decided are worth reading again and again, and books which can be picked up, caressed. These are what really tell us that we’re home, and well, and make us feel wealthy.

Yes – books make us feel wealthy. It’s strange, until you consider that we’ve had to sell books, and have suffered with their loss. The Riverside Shakespeare, the Riverside Chaucer: they went during the first year of our marriage, when we were living in a one bedroom apartment above somebody’s garage, and were lucky that one of us was working. We lived on spaghetti and jarred sauce; we sold our college texts, because they would get us through the difficult times. We heated the apartment with the electric oven and countless candles, and played cards for hours on end, betting with pretzel sticks. We had a black and white television, with a straightened metal coat-hanger for the aerial. We got all of three channels, one of which was FujiTV.

So, throughout the years, we’ve collected books to replace those beloved ones we sold; the Riversides haven’t made it back into our collection, probably because they sell for hundreds of dollars, and we didn’t like them that much. We look back on that time in our lives, and know that it shaped who we are today. We still love watching Iron Chef – because we watched it on the little black and white set, subtitled in English. We love watching cooking shows in general, because we watched so many on that little set, and we were so hungry at times. Not that we were starving or any such thing – at least, not starving for calories, but for richness, and specialness. To feel wealthy.

So, as we’re remodeling, we’ve pulled back into ourselves. And we’ve been dieting. And our things have been packed away, and we’ve had mess and clutter everywhere. And we’ve had a gimpy heater. So, in some ways, we’ve been waiting for the end, and experiencing a sort of gleeful rebirth as it’s come. I’ve been repeating the phrase, “nobody else has keys to our house” for several weeks now.

And our books are home.

Relocating Serpents

The Critters are being relocated, finally, to their new homes. With all of the chaos of this remodel, they’ve been living in the guest room, trying to stay away from the dust and chaos. They’ve been relatively happy, although they haven’t had much in the way of socialization. Willful has been moved downstairs, to the top of the television cabinet. His tank is about 4 inches too large for the cabinet, so … we may have to find him another place. But we wanted him downstairs, where he’d be out and about, and easily accessible.

Chicken, on the other hand, is going to be moving to our garden after this weekend. He’s a California King snake, illegally obtained by a former coworker’s child. I inherited him when said coworker’s child spent some time in juvenile hall and was unable to take care of him. We named him Chicken because he’s so determined not to be handled, and hides pretty much all of the time; he’s been known to stick his head out of his hidey-hole only to grab the mouse, and then to duck back inside. California Kings are not supposed to be bought or sold, nor are you supposed to catch them, so … we’ve decided to let him go, where he can do us some good. Another week or so and he’ll be after our gophers, we hope!

Curse you, 1950’s man!

At the end of all this remodeling, and because summer is fast approaching, I’d thought to see what it would take to get our heater replaced, and to add an air conditioner. I know, it’s not all that environmentally friendly to use air conditioning. We both work in an office upstairs in our small condo, though, so it’s a necessity for a couple of weeks every summer, if not for a full month. We’d been getting by with a portable unit, but it wouldn’t even touch the heat of last summer. So, I figured I’d have somebody tell me what it’d take to get an a/c put in, and to replace this behemoth of a 1960’s heater while they were at it.

Just one problem. See the shiny pipe? See the shiny coating on the shiny pipe? See the tape, which was holding the shiny coating in place? Well, here’s the scoop: the shiny coating inside is just plain steel ducting. The shiny coating on the outside, and the tape? Oh, those are just asbestos. Yup. Each and every duct is wrapped in asbestos, which, in turn, has been wrapped in shiny paper. And, to seal each section of asbestos “cardboard” together, they used asbestos tape, of course!

So, the heater project is going to run us $3,200 more than it would have, if we’d not had to replace the bright ideas of 1950’s man. And who was this man? You know: the man who said, “let’s see if this rock burns,” and then, when it wouldn’t, decided it was a good thing to make into insulation?

I don’t know who he was, but he owes me an air conditioner.

On the flip side of this whole thing, and just as a matter of passing interest and “isn’t that creepy”-ness … if we’d lived in the county next door, we wouldn’t have to replace any of the asbestos at all. You see, the county next door falls under a different set of regulations regarding asbestos. We’ll tell ourselves that it isn’t because they’re darker-skinned over there. Yes. We’ll tell ourselves that.

Truthfully, we’re not legally obligated to replace all of it, just the bits which are exposed to the heater area. However, if you’ve ever blown across the mouth of a straw which was immersed in liquid, you’ve noticed that air moving past a small opening creates a vacuum, sucking your soda up the straw. It’s the same effect as opening two windows on the same side of your car – the window in front exhausts air from the vehicle, sucking air in the rear window. Because of this wonder of physics, any crack in the asbestos tape will let air beneath the asbestos, provided that there are small gaps in the ducting. Thus, any gap in the ducting will be sucking air in past the oh-so-dry-and-dusty asbestos fibers, and will end up depositing those fibers into our living space.

So, we’re replacing all of the ducting we can get to. This will leave about 15 feet of ducting which is enclosed in the floor / ceiling between the first and second floors. There’s not much we can do about that, unless we want to tear out the ceiling. So, we’re going to live with that risk for a while, if not indefinitely.

Our only recompense is that we’ll end up with a decent heater for next Winter.

Mucking About

In the spring, a young girl’s fancy turns to thoughts of putting down her knitting and sitting outside doing nothing but watching the clouds…I have just gotten new Spring shoes, and I spent the other morning scuffing around happily in them, in ankle deep muck.

Yes. Ankle-deep. Muck.

I am ridiculously excited these days by ankle deep muck. No, I haven’t got a horse (boy, wish I had – or at the very least, a herd of goats – that manure would come in handy about now!), but I do have a garden. Right now it looks like twenty-three four-foot plots in a grid shape, with the odd triangular and boomerang shaped plots on the very edge. It might be the tiniest bit mad to rhapsodize about dirt, because yes, to date that’s all it is, but it’s good dirt. Great dirt, if I might be so bold. It’s the dirt we’ve been working toward for the past… oh, six years or more.

Every year we’ve amended, tossed in various potions and promises in the hopes that we are continuing the process of breaking down adobe clay into reasonable soil. Last year’s backbreaking 15 sq. yards of composting tree leaves finally did the trick. That, and the water-absorbing polymer, the late rains, the early freeze, perhaps — everything rolled into one and the Moon being in the 9th House have created the kind of dirt that you step into… and sink.

Thus my new shoes, ankle deep, in muck.

Joy.

Tomorrow will be one of those testing points in any relationship, wherein your nearest and dearest begins a conversation with you that opens, “Well, it’s time to choose the tomatoes. I think we’re only going with two plants this year.”

And one says, “Mmm” and “Hmm” and one tries very hard not to make any faces that look like incipient laughter will erupt or to have any expression whatsoever. Why? Because we have this conversation every single bloody year. And, every single bloody year? We end up with our body weight in tomatoes. And we’re food obsessed, okay? Even with the Plan of Miserable Reducing, ye olde body-weight is not… erm, slight.

And let’s not even begin on the peppers. Now, we are not Thai, and though I do a creditable imitation of Thai food (well, I can put a bit of coconut milk into anything… and if you’ve never tried it — people, you must, you must), I have no idea why every year we must grow those wicked-hot Thai bird chilies. Or the chocolate habaƱeros. I can understand squash very well. But six varieties?! Every year this dear man says, “Oh, we won’t let it get out of control.” And every year… well, you’ll see. You’ll see.