Ambulance? Wha?

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Either “ambulance” means something different in the UK than in the US, or … well, let’s hope you really didn’t need one, if you got sick in London. I can just picture you, hugging the back of this guy, struggling for your life, while being driven to the hospital. Right. Sure.

Life will be busy for the next few weeks while 1) T. finishes up her latest novel, and 2) D. finishes up a draft of the first half of his PhD thesis / dissertation (whatever you call it in your country, you freaky strange people who can’t decide on the meaning of a word). Sorry for not posting, but … life happens.

Without ambulances for us thank God.

Oh, THE HORROR!

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UGH.

You are all so nicely preparing yourselves for a lovely weekend. You are either rehearsing like mad, like our musician friends who are ministers of music and preparing for Easter services that will go on for the next seventy-two hours, or you are cooking like mad like our friends hosting big bunny bashes and Easter meals, or you’re lying down, contemplative, like our Jewish friends are, worn out from all the Passover, and preparing for the Sabbath.

Or, you’re like T., cleaning the bathroom and wondering why there are little gnats flying around in there when you threw away the flowers and cleaned out all the vases and swept up all the leaves from the floor. If you’re like T., you wonder if you got all of that decaying flower stuff from Tuesday when you swept, and you crouch down and look under the toilet, which juts out from the wall in what apparently was thought to be a cool and modern way by the architects, but just makes everyone T’s talked to worry it’s going to come crashing out of the wall every time they sit on it.

If you’re like T., you’re peering under the toilet, and then crawling backwards, rapidly, choking back the shriek of rage:

YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING! THERE’S A MUSHROOM GROWING UNDER THE TOILET?????

If you’re like T., you’d be saying to yourself, “Okay, calm down, calm down. Mushrooms grow everywhere in Scotland. They’re growing in the lawn in the garden out front, on all the trees, probably on the surface of the building, along with the moss. You’re lucky this year the growing thing isn’t mold on the floor pillows and in your leather shoes and wool coats, like the first year you moved here. A mushroom is nothing. A spore got in. You are not Slattern Housewife of the Year. Calm. Down.

If you’re like T., though, you would know that “calm down” crud wasn’t going to happen.

The short explanation is that some spores have flown in or been carried in with the flowers, and since it has been ridiculously cold again, and the steam has been condensing and dripping down the marble tiles which cover half the bathroom (another great architectural idea that in reality isn’t as great) there’s been water and a damp dark space in which to grow, which suits a mushroom perfectly.

The shorter explanation is the one where T. is slamming things down and sloshing cleaning products around until most of the house is smothered under an eye-stinging miasma of cleanliness, and muttering something unprintable. But you don’t get that one.

Yours in clouds of bleach,

D&T

A Tale for a Cold Night: The Gorbals Vampyre

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Gotta love the BBC for dragging up the best stories from back in the day… Did you know Glasgow had a vampire back in the 50’s? Okay, yeah, since that dreadful Twilight thing, everybody’s got a vampire these days, but imagine — pre-personal-computer, blue-collar, industrial Glasgow — all gray shadows and gritty blackened sandstone — and the word vampire on everyone’s lips… well, everyone between the ages of four and fourteen, that is.

According to the BBC the police reported about four hundred children, armed with stakes and steak knives, searching the Gorbals Cemetary one afternoon in 1954, for what they said was a seven foot tall vampire with iron teeth. The rumor had started on the playground at a local school, and by closing bell, it was a scene of mass hysteria. The vampire wasn’t just lurking, it had struck, and had taken away two little boys, and eaten them. (This despite the fact that all children were present and accounted for in the vicinity.)

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It’s a little like the whole War of the Worlds thing, when in 1938 Orson Welles directed a presentation of the H.G. Wells short story on the radio. People — already jumpy about Hitler striding around spouting warmongering nonsense — panicked upon hearing about a Martian invasion, not realizing the faux news bulletins were part of the Halloween special of their usual radio show. They armed themselves and made ready to repel invaders from outer space… And a few years later, post-War Glaswegian children got ready to… kill something seven feet tall and iron toothed.

Mass hysteria is difficult to control — no one can ever remember who started a rumor, and because it can’t be disproved, it takes time to die down. It’s like the Telephone game — someone whispering something that distorts and morphs into an iron-toothed behemoth. Many a Glasgow parent was, in the end, begging the authorities to either produce the vampire’s lifeless body or some proof that the tale wasn’t true. And as Christians and McCarthyists and Communists all put in their two cents worth (imagine — all this sans the internet!) the whole thing got bigger, and bigger, and bigger…

‘Til someone came up with a suitable cause. It was the Americans. Their fault. Just like they were at the time polluting the world with that rock and roll, they were sending Tales from the Crypt into comic shops overseas, and that was scaring the poor children to death. The solution? Ban the comics, and all would be well. From the BBC: “The government responded to the clamour by introducing the Children and Young Persons (Harmful Publications) Act 1955 which, for the first time, specifically banned the sale of magazines and comics portraying ‘incidents of a repulsive or horrible nature’ to minors.”

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Yes. They banned the portrayal of horrible and repulsive things. And yet, there were still mirrors! And photographs! And TV news!

Oh, all right, we jest. Anyway. A British scholar is now disputing this claim, that it was American comics that started the scare — and we have to say we agree with her. We had many an acrimonious “discussion” when we arrived in this country, because a few of the people we met wanted to know how many guns we had, etc. etc. — giving strength to the stereotype that Americans are all violent, gun-happy nutjobs.

Despite the fact that few people carry guns in the UK, except for fox-hunting Lairds and such, we do find that there could be vast reasons for the amorphous fears of Glaswegian kids to burst into full-blown paranoia and panic:

  1. Blackened, Gothic buildings. They’re all over the place, and they must have looked even spookier back in the fifties, with more soot, less urban redevelopment and fewer street lights (and the ones in existence were all of the sodium-vapor sort, which are all orange and creepy)!
  2. Massive funerary presence, and the constant reminder of the fallen: This city is War Memorial Central — every church, every castle is filled with graves, smoke-stained old flags, plaques and statuary honoring the dead. We had our visit to The Necropolis cut short, since it was pouring, but that’s not the only huge cemetery in this city — just the most famous. It might have preyed on the minds of the impressionable just a bit.
  3. Scottish and Hebridean Folklore – where does the tale of Jenny GreenTeeth come from? Not the U.S. We have that headless horseman guy, who …rides around with no head — big deal. Jenny Greenteeth drowns people. Bain sidhe? Those screamers are Glasgow Uni 132not from our side of the pond. Kelpies? Brownies? Wulvers, which are apparently the Shetland isles version of werewolves –? All from here. And hello? Loch Ness, anyone? All of these entities were part of general local folklore — and before TV would have been quite, quite scary.
  4. Religion – Now, this is one we didn’t think of — but prominent Glaswegian writer Louise Welsh reports that some of the hymns that the children sang for school at that time mentioned God smiting their enemies with …iron teeth. And obviously, God is over seven feet tall. This is an absolutely horrifying idea; we’d really love to hear that school song!! Apparently, Welsh believes the words are from the book of Daniel… Inspiring way to start a school day, to be sure.

This whole thing strikes us as quite amusing, and a good excuse to find a book of Scottish tales. Since it’s snowing again, and we have twenty-five mile per hour winds and the temps in the negatives (and the Met office says to expect that it will stay this way until THURSDAY), it sounds like a good idea to huddle up in bed with tea and a tray and a good book.


By the way, that ring of salt thing was apparently an ad for some movie; D. snapped a picture of the poster because he was sure it had something to do with slugs…

Kelvingrove Park Renewal

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So, the city of Glasgow is renovating the Stewart Memorial Fountain. We noticed the project the other morning as we were out for a bit of a walkabout, just wandering to check out the state of the flowers in the park, and popping in for a brief visit to the Kelvingrove Museum.

Some of the fountain’s sculpture had grown tired over the years, so they’re grafting new bits on, replacing other figures entirely, and getting it back into shape. It’s a good thing … but … well, some of the creatures are a might strange, in fresh sandstone.

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This “owl” and … this … pelican? Albatross? Well … they struck us as quite the interesting creatures, not least of which because it looks like the pelican is carrying a flame-thrower beneath its wing. And the owl? Well, when’s the last time somebody took a real, close look at one? I mean, OK, they’ve got … eye-tufts. But … they don’t really have daisies around their eyeballs, and their beaks, while a bit diminutive compared to the rest of the raptors, are not hidden beneath their feathers, waiting to pop out like a switchblade in order to eat. Perhaps these pieces will look better when they’ve aged for another hundred years.

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The museum, as always, was spectacular. We chose a good day for it, stretching our indoor time by having tea and scones until the rain departed. The play of light and shadow outdoors was wonderful for photography, despite having to walk through a bit of muck to get there.

And one day we really will have to check out a set of lawn-bowling equipment (for free, thank you Glasgow City Council for promoting “exercise”) and spend a morning trying to … do whatever it is that’s done while lawn-bowling. That’s what this whole thing’s about, isn’t it? Learning about the culture? Right. Perhaps we’ll subject our next house-guests to the experience. After we’ve figured out what the rules are, that is.

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Things are flowering, despite the fact that there’s new snow on the hills, and today’s temperatures were barely above freezing (below, with the wind-chill). And Easter is around the corner. Whatever happened to Spring?

Spring: Sightings

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Things are uneven here, for one week more. The U.S. (sans Hawaii and Arizona) are on Daylight Savings Time; the UK doesn’t go ’til next week. Somehow, the Spring Equinox is on the calendar already, and while elsewhere there might be sun, this morning it is drenching, pouring rain. Feels like we’re a little behind the curve in all sorts of things.

…both D. & T. are just working hard — T. is giving her first Skype/Google Video classroom book chat this week, trying to finish an essay she was requested to write for the Vermont College of Fine Arts literary journal, racing the clock to finish a novel revision by the end of March (only a hundred pages or so to go — theoretically) and waiting with crossed fingers to hear from her agent who is meeting with other agents in Bologna this week. It is hoped that she will soon have foreign language editions of her novels winging their way across the world. Meanwhile, D. has another two thousand words to add to his PhD dissertation/thesis by the end of April… and of course, his job has suddenly put the screws into him to work extra hours to finish a project that has suddenly been accelerated from This Would Be Nice to Crucially Utterly Very Important Now! (On the up side, he did get a small raise! Whoo hoo!) We’re scrambling just to keep up. Life as usual, in other words.

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Meanwhile, we took a little rest on the weekend to go on our first International Family Trip of the term, visiting the UNESCO site of Robert Owen’s mill in New Lanark, an hour from the University (in a bus. Probably twenty minutes by any other conveyance). Students of 18th century history will perhaps recognize the name of one of Owen’s contemporaries; Jeremy Bentham, the well-meaning, but ultimately REALLY ANNOYING 18th century social reformer. Benthan and Owen worked to change working conditions in the cotton mills during the Industrial Revolution, and successfully lobbied to raise the age of child laborers from five to ten, then eventually, twelve.

Much of this site was indoors — an interactive schoolhouse with desks and costumes for dress-up, a model of a mill worker residence, an interactive ride, a hotel, and a couple of gift shops. This is a reasonable place to go on a rainy day, and though it was a little tricky for a few members of our Stroller Brigade, most of us managed to get around and enjoy all that was offered. The guides were good at loading us up on the history of the place as well.

Robert Owens believed strongly in the formation of character through education, and supported education for all classes and both genders. While these things were positive — and the guides made sure to sing the praises of the great man — it was hard not to cringe at the saccharine platitudes and the religiosity that paraded as scientific theory on mental and moral development back then. Owens had very, very, very many rules that his workers had to live by — his ideas of what would make them healthy and prosperous and well-suited to society were basically sound, but it seemed that his belief was that just by being poor, his workers were incapable of making good decisions or being happy on their own. The Mill workers’ world was like a very well-polished version of indentured servitude, with everyone getting their food from the same place, wearing uniforms to school, and keeping house in the same way, as per the rules. And Master Owens checked up on his workers — paid workers checked the houses for cleanliness, and each worker in the mill had a little colored stick that was turned to reveal a color, based on how well the worker was thought to be doing his work. This was to promote the idea of society watching you and judging your work — thus the power of the group can make you a better worker bee.

The 18th century ideas of social reformation can come across as quite condescending to modern ears, despite Owens being at least three hundred years ahead of his time, at least in terms of child labor issues. While Owen’s idea was much more flexible than the prevailing notion that God had made the poor to serve the rich, the paternalism practiced by the wealthier classes, taking on their “burden” of better educating the poor gives one conflicting feelings! Much of what was proposed for the workers of New Lanark seemed to be the equivalent of buying a better saddle for your horse; at the end of the day, the horse is still a beast of burden, despite how well etched its bridle, and the pretty tooling on the leather. T. spent a lot of the day rolling her eyes, but she, sadly, possesses the accursed sarcasm gene, and cannot help herself. (She blames her mother, of course.)

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Whatever T’s complaints, New Lanark was a progressive place. New Lanark had an on-site physician, for the many, varied and grisly mill accidents that were a fact of life. The mill had a little store, complete with bakery and butcher, where the workers could spend their money for groceries without having to go too far. Workers had the luxury of childcare — there was a nursery provided for all babies as soon as they could walk, and women from the village looked after them and fed them, and kept them ’til their parents could come for them at the close of the day. Education was provided for all, for children to the age of twelve, and continuing after-shift in the evening for twelve to adult. New Lanark also provided reading rooms and quiet places for adults to gather and sew and chat, and two nights a week, there was music and dancing. Occasionally, there were parenting classes.

Despite working those men, women and children ten hours a day, then eventually eight — and three of those before breakfast — the workers at Owen’s mill were much better off than they were elsewhere, where work shifts were typically from twelve to sixteen hour shifts. They had electricity in the tenements when Queen Victoria was on the throne — as opposed to Glasgow, which in some places was not out of gaslights until 1959 (!!!). New Lanark is still a working mill, and they spin wool now instead of cotton, thankfully. We got to see the big mill in action. The amount of fluff in the air is greatly reduced with wool instead of cotton, but oh, the clang of the machinery. No wonder so many workers in the 18th century went deaf very early in life.

T. kept muttering throughout the day that she would have never survived.

Another one of Robert Owens’ innovations for the poor was allowing them the pleasure of nature. He turned the roof of the second mill into a parkland, so that his people would have clean air and the simple pleasure of nature to make them more contented and better able to enjoy their lives. The roof garden is really nice — when all the flowers are up and the trees are in bloom, it must be spectacular — and the view of The Clyde and the falls and the village surrounding is lovely. We sat up and enjoyed the sun on our faces and the kids running in dizzying circles and playing in the water feature. The neatest thing about the garden is the tiny touches — brass sculpture of all sizes, topiary, words etched in the bench surrounding the fountain. It was very peaceful, and it was nice to imagine that in the long, sunlit days of summer, the workers actually got to enjoy the view.

When we came inside, D. discovered that the tea shop had just taken some macaroni pies out of the oven.

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Now, every once in awhile, we attempt to eat regional dishes that other people eat. Beans-on-toast is something tons of people at D’s job eat for lunch every day, and the same beans are served with tomatoes and mushrooms in a traditional Scottish breakfast — but T.’s not ever actually eaten them.

It was time to remedy that.

(Later, T. asked herself why she had decided this.)

We’d heard of macaroni pie — it’s really popular on take-out menus in coffee shops around the city. No one yet has been able to adequately explain why you’d want to put pasta into a crust, but it’s just One Of Those (Scottish) Things, and we rolled with it. The consistency of the mac-and-cheese is just like a baked macaroni casserole like you’d have around Thanksgiving if you were from the American South. The thin bread crust isn’t flaky like a pie crust as much as it is crisp like thin toast. It wasn’t bad at all, only different, and it was a nice small portion. The beans are what still make T. slightly green to remember. Still – we felt quite un-touristy as we sampled the local fare. We decided to come back and have a pot of tea later, and while the sun was shining, went off to climb Clyde Falls.

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One of Owens’ other reasons for staging his little village of New Lanark in its current location is the Falls of Clyde. The rushing water naturally and easily fed the mill’s waterwheel. Currently, the hydroelectric plant at the modern mill powers the entire village — which is neat. The best part for us was just to hear the roar of the falls. It tends to drown out most conversation and the busy little thoughts that circle. It was loud enough to allow us to just…be.

This past winter, the falls actually froze for the first time in long memory. In the 1750’s, when the Clyde froze, people had to walk the waterwheel to get the power fed to the mill turbine. Nowadays, they can do it via electricity, we suppose, although, just for the sake of history, they may have had someone go in and walk the wheel again! Brr.

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New Lanark was a pleasant place to hang out for a few hours on a cool day in early spring, and the falls was a great, easy hike on an only slightly mucky trail. The luxuriant moss, the deep holes that were maybe badger setts (we never saw the badgers, though we were told they were about), the slightly greening trees and massive crowds of shrieking, unidentifiable-but-apparently-happy birds — all was lovely. We really just enjoyed the view of the sky, and looking up to see only the barest wisps of white clouds. And when those clouds multiplied, and gathered — well, it was time to go home.

Poor Robert Owen eventually left New Lanark, because the Cotton Kings weren’t really interested in educating their workers — these were the underpinnings of the slave trade, of course, and who wanted that fun to stop? — and he was considered a social pariah, and was genially hated by the rich, who felt he was giving the poor Ideas Above Their Station. He took his ideas to Indiana, and his Utopian society there came to a drastic end, as unfortunately Indiana was in the grip of swamp fever, and Owens not only lost his workers, he lost his money. Still, he carried on, returning to the UK to continue to lecture and write about social reform, and eventually become one of the fathers of socialism. And, thus because T. feels slightly guilty for being so hard on the brilliant-before-his-time Robert Owens, we’ll actually quote him:

“As there are a very great variety of religious sects in the world (and which are probably adapted to different constitutions under different circumstances, seeing there are many good and conscientious characters in each), it is particularly recommended, as a means of uniting the inhabitants of the village into one family, that while each faithfully adheres to the principles which he most approves, at the same time all shall think charitably of their neighbours respecting their religious opinions, and not presumptuously suppose that theirs alone are right”. (Rules and Regulations for the Inhabitants of New Lanark, 1800)

“It is therefore, the interest of all, that every one, from birth, should be well educated, physically and mentally that society may be improved in its character, – that everyone should be beneficially employed, physically and mentally, that the greatest amount of wealth may be created, and knowledge attained, that everyone should be placed in the midst at those external circumstances, that will produce the greatest number of pleasurable sensations, through the longest life, that man may be made truly intelligent, moral and happy, and be, thus, prepared to enter upon the coming Millennium”. (A Development of the Principles & Plans on which to establish self-supporting Home Colonies, 1841)

“To preserve permanent good health, the state of mind must be taken into consideration”. (Book of the New Moral World, 3rd Part. 1842)

There. You do feel much more morally sound, do you not?

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Roof gardens on a beautiful day improve one’s state of mind.

We Interrupt This Broadcast….

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Yes, we’ve been busy, and have been neglecting the blog world. T. is still working on her revision, D. his end-of-year revision, and we’ve been fairly faithful about getting to the pool in the mornings. We took the day off yesterday & went with the International Family group to New Lanark World Heritage Site, but more on that later, as we’ve both got more work to do this evening (including baking bread, as our flour has finally arrived from where it had been held hostage by the next door neighbor – have we mentioned that we hate the Royal Mail and / or Parcel Force?).

As always, there are more pictures than words, up at Flickr (including a few more of this lovely magpie). The pictures of New Lanark (pronounced LAN-urk) are uploading now, after many hours of editing and cropping, so now it’s to the kitchen with at least one of us. Hope you’re all having a good weekend!

Glaswegian Strangeness

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So, when I take pictures, I often try to take … interesting things. This means that last week, as I was waiting for the lady at the Computing Services office to track down some software for me (NVivo 8, in case you’re interested), I noticed this ironic juxtaposition: a Bobble-Headed “Buddy Christ” and wasp killer. Christ seems to be giving it a big thumbs-up. This was in the security station, just outside of the office. Politically correct? Not in any manner!

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Once again, walking with a camera around your neck means that you’ll attract attention. These blokes were passing me, as I walked to work. They casually said, “take my picture!” They actually sounded more like they said, “tack mah pitcher,” but they got their point across well enough, and I’m used to this sort of behavior: Glaswegians seem to want to be immortal, in some manner, and often ask for me to take their pictures. I’ve even started to notice people who seem to want to ask, but are too shy – they just sort of slow down a bit, watching. Of course, some of them are merely wondering why I’m taking pictures of anything at all (this being the Surveillance society it is).

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As I was taking this picture (I swear it’s an evil imp standing upon a flying monkey, but T. disagrees, insisting that it’s a dragon or a bat or something), a man came out of the building and asked, “can I ask why you’re taking pictures of this building?” I pointed out the interesting architecture, and tried to sound as Californian as possible, because … well, he was wearing a name-badge on a lanyard around his neck, and came inappropriately close to me. I suspect he was building security or something, but have no way to know. As the building was next door to a building named Queen’s House, I figured it to be a safe bet he was security. Whether the queen’s ever lived there, I have no idea, but … well, it was odd. What’s stranger than that was that he felt the need to explain to me, when I asked whether there was a problem with me taking pictures, that he used to take pictures too. I asked him what kind of a camera he had, to which he replied (after looking at my camera’s name) that he’d had an old Canon. Right. Not an uncommon brand of camera, mind you. Just the first time I’ve run into this in person, although I do tend to follow the issue of photographers’ rights, just in case something like this were to come up.

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These kids … well, they’re models (as it says on the advertisements, just on the right, about halfway up the side of each piece, and in every other image on the campaign website), but they’re supposed to represent children “in care.” Foster care, I’d assume, not juvenile detention. Is this an issue? Do people look down upon children because their parents were awful? And how would anybody know such a thing?

I don’t know about how “care” works here, but I do know that I’d probably tend to relate to someone because of who they were, not because of who their parents were. That may be me, though, particularly because I despise nepotism, cronyism, and favoritism (where who you know definitely trumps what you know). Perhaps this is more of a problem in Scotland or the UK than in California? I have no idea, and the whole ad campaign strikes me funny.

What I find even more odd than the existence of this campaign is that the ads feel the need to point out very clearly that the people in them are not in care. How strange is that? I mean, sure, you wouldn’t want somebody to see them elsewhere and shun them … but that seems to be part of the point, isn’t it? If you’re trying to address discrimination, you’d think that pointing out these kids as good kids, paid to be in the ads, implies that 1) kids in care are not good, 2) being associated with “being in care” actually is something for which to be ashamed, and 3) you should be ashamed that we have to hide kids in care from you, lest you mistreat them. Take a look at their other images and it becomes clear: no children in care were involved.

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Lastly, I leave you with some particularly strong women (this picture taken looking straight up): they’re either holding up the architecture, or they’re hanging onto it. Either way, they’ve got to have quite a bit of muscle!

Shadows of the University

Although it’s been quite cold, there have been days of brilliant sunshine. Just the other day, D. was up at the university, taking pictures on his way to a seminar. The sun was indeed shining, yet there was frost lingering upon the grass, and the odd puddle which had frozen solid.

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As he was taking pictures, the head of the graduate school was passing, and asked D. if he’d share some of his pictures of the university with her. Well, he sent her to our Flickr set of the university, containing about 750 pictures of the uni (plus 4 videos). If you’ve got some time, have a browse: it’s really quite a beautiful place!

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Boiler: resurrected?

Well, it appears that the evil spirit lurking in our boiler has been dispelled: the latest in the long string of boiler repair people showed up yesterday, at 5 minutes ’til 5 p.m., restored power to the boiler … and it started. Won’t quit, won’t fail, no matter what T. tried. He mumbled something about there maybe being an electrical fault somewhere, and promised to come back next week to replace something or other, and that’s that. After going without central heat for 2 months, bathing at the gym … here we are, with heat and the ability to shower. Of course, it’s not nearly as cold as it’s been, but there’s still snow on the hills ’round Glasgow.

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We hardly know what to do with ourselves. Honestly, we each got in the shower this morning and … were confused. We could luxuriate in the never-ending hot water, and not have to keep pressing the button to make the water come out! (The gym’s showers, while providing endless hot water, are of the type to turn off after 30 seconds, unless you keep pressing the button. Doing this while shampooing, with your elbow, leads to a bit of an intricate dance, as the pipes – both hot and cold – are right beneath your elbow!) We got over the awkwardness quite soon, but still: this is our first shower in this flat since December 4th!

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Just as T. was writing that D. was to do no more cakes (except for that Stag Night cake, in July), D. was being talked into doing yet another cake with toys on top. This one’s for the birthday of one of his coworkers’ mum. She’s turning 70. And she loves lawn bowling. So: the cake requested is a lemon cake, square, shaped like a bowling green, and to have figures on it … lawn bowling. His coworker is going to go to the same toy store from which we got the pirate toys, and is so excited it’s not even funny. This excitement is the fun part about baking, really: that people love these creations, and they’re really so easy to make … well, that’s why he agrees to do them.

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D. has finished a draft chapter of his PhD thesis and has until May to revise that chapter. That takes things up to about 30,000 words so far. He’s still trying to get people to take his survey, in particular he’s looking for Canadians (only 10 have participated), people in the British Isles other than those in Scotland (although they’re welcome, too, it’s just that he’s got more Scots than English, which is sort of unbalanced as there are like 20 times more English, not to mention the Welsh or the Irish!), and people in the US other than Californians (Again: they’ve had a stronger voice than any other state.). So, please consider taking the survey: http://hobbitsabroad.com/limesurvey/index.php?sid=47694 !